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Xiporah

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:59 am


Mind you...they wanted $100 for a ******** CD with everything at original resolution, so I said ******** THAT and just looked at the album online and used Print Screen/SnagIt to get them there. This is why they are at a crappy resolution, but they're a nice size for forums so WHO CARES YO. This is also why you may see weird maroon squares on the side of some of the pictures. I cropped most of them out, but I may have missed some.

Now keep in mind I didn't buy copies of all these. These are just ALL the pictures she took, including some test shots to check the lighting and other photography related things while we were getting ourselves ready and while I was fixing the button on Brandon's shirt.

Final price for everything was $110. Not bad.

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My favorite of the test portraits. This is so me.

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I feel like this is one of those I LOST 25 POUNDS ON SLIMFAST ads. I still got a 5x7 for my mom though.

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I hate this picture with a burning passion. I look like I have a melon for a head and flat gross hair.

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Oh god. This picture of McBadguy...I got an 8x10. I love it so much. heart

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I was trying so ******** hard not to laugh. This is not us at all. Brandon also muttered 'I hate you' righht before so that didn't help me trying not to laugh.

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OMG I LOVE THIS.

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THIS TOO

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This one is my favorite out of all of them. <3

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srs bsns

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Cute!

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Meh

THE COUP DE GRACE OF THE WHOLE SHEBANG
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HOVER HAND. GOT AN 8x10 OF THIS ********. GONNA HANG 'ER IN THE LIVINGROOM.

Now here come some of the WTF photoshops they came up with

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This is the only one I got out of the photoshop ******** I liked it.

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Cheesy

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Ehhh Kinda cute but I hate the main pose.

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lolwat. She told me she wanted to use his belt buckle as a background. I thought she'd at least crop the shabby belt and his shirt and zipper out. LOLNOPE

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When I saw this at the studio, I had to try not to laugh. We are SO not religious,a nd I know they kinda just threw this in there as a hint that OH WE MAKE HOILDAY CARDS BUT lololol.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:13 am


I love these pictures! Seriously you are so pretty, and Brandon's pretty handsome too. I thought it was adorable that he said "I hate you" right before one of them. xD

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Neuneu

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:15 am


Not going to lie. A lot made me laugh out loud.

Like where you both are looking off to the distance, and where Brandons hands look like they are gracing your a**.

Its all lovely.

I have a framed picture of Adam and I with the same background and one of your same poses. ******** THAT CD THOUGH.

Adam asks: Why is Brandons Beard different from his hair?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:33 am


It's a recessive gene. That's just how it grows in. It's called Gingerbeard.

Xiporah


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:33 am


Mr. Evil Ginger
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:36 am


I ******** love the two of you!
Also the I hate you bit, that made me chortle. Though in all seriousness you two are lovely.


Nue: That actually isn't uncommon. David's hair would be dark and his beard light like that too. s**t just happens. Tell Adam that or just say "b***h! You don't know his beards business!"

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belfaroooo

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:54 am


You two are so cute. 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:13 am


...God damn it you guys are cute.

Seriously, stop it. gonk

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Athigail

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:41 am


I just love you guys okay sad
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:14 am


wooooow
how beautiful are you? holy s**t.
crying i cant even. xippy. stop.
just stop.

and mcbad is ok too i guesssss rofl nice beard WERK IT

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breedney

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:48 am


my dad has a case of ginger beard too.


But seriously oh my god. you are so gorgeous and you are the most perfect couple ever and uggghhhhh SO CUTE
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:26 am


I have a friend with ginger beard!

Also those are awesome! You both look wonderful and adorable. :3
Though the 'srs bsns' one looks like it needs Raptor Jesus photoshopped in.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:48 am


You guys are so adorable I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

Also Xippy as I scrolled through I was kind of freaking out because you look like a doppleganger of a cross between my mom and my cousin. DO YOU HAVE ANY WILSON/FOX/BIGLAND/KILLHAM BLOOD?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:28 pm


You two are SO cute, together and apart, but especially together! emotion_bigheart


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:32 pm


Cuteeeee! heart
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