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Disclaimer: this is an icky work story and further proof that I need to quit, lol.

It's just after lunch rush at work this afternoon, and this dude comes in. He says to the manager "Can I use your bathroom?" "Yeah sure"...when people ask that, it's usually code for "I need to take a big s**t and not buy anything after I destroy your washroom".

Time goes by, and it's now about 20-30 minutes later. He's still in there. We're seriously about to draw straws on who has to clean it up. I need to rock a piss, so I decide to take a gander and see if he's still alive. When I get to the back, the men's bathroom is unlocked...but the ladies is closed (it never is closed, the door is ******** up but there are locking stalls). I hear a running faucet, and figure he's trying to cover up his crap sounds. He finally leaves, so I go back to check it out.

...It's clean? Wtf? The lights were off initially, but it was suspiciously clean in there. For good reason. One stall had this large folded piece of toilet paper, and the other had a sticky clear spot. DID HE REALLY DO THAT?! Ughghghgh.

I need so much brain bleach after this week of work. Earlier this week, I busted a customer and his gf doing it in our parking lot. Is there something in the water? Goddamn! Pardon my rant guys. xd Just uh...extreme public displays of affection are gross when you have to see them happen, lol.

Lunch rush... one guy on his second day walked into the staff washroom and his co-worker was getting a b*****b from some random guy so he kicked them out of the store.

I'll continue on with this story since I think it ends funny for both of them:

New guy ends up eventually getting fired because a church group came in and requested for the CDs he was playing to be turned down, so he goes and maxes the volume. When he came to get his last paycheque, the owner decided to be a d**k and not give it to him, new guy flips out and starts smashing the windows (nothing broke) until the cops come and take him away.

The co-worker we read about later in the paper getting arrested for calling his probation officer while drunk (obviously not getting drunk was part of his probation).


Backshift... got over 1000 stories that top all that (not really).

Ewwww! That's even worse than cleaning up someone's crap. Unfortunately, I don't have any stories... well, maybe not yet anyway.