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 Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:45 pm
~The "I'm A Nutter" Club~ "Where the World Outside makes No Sense." Welcome to the "I'm A Nutter" Club! A lovely little place where the sane are truely insane and the insane are the only ones with logic. Here in this Club with the elite nutty people we'll have INSANE conversations about totally RANDOM things and hopefully we'll be able to make articles worthy of the Quibbler by Mr. Lovegood. Regular Rules apply so be nice, keep the cursing down, and have fun!What exactly is the "I'm a Nutter" Club? It's a lovely place where Nutty people can get together and either feel really nutty or not so nutty because they're surrounded by nutty people.Who founded the Club? Myself (Shura-Pendragon), Evil_Excel, and Millinear!How do I join the Club? Please fill out an application and post it, please do not post until your application has been accepted.If me, Evil_Excel and Millinear think you're nutty enough you're in!Why is Gildroy Lockhart the Mascot? Because he is truely the nuttiest of them all ^^!What do the members call themselves? We call ourselves "Nutters" ^^! NEW RULE! If you have a MULE ACCOUNT and want to post with it in the club you MUST PM me the screen name so I can add it too the list. Please do so in your REGULAR account so I know for sure it's you.I'll add more later!
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:49 pm
MEMBERS 1. Shura-Pendragon (Rhadamanthys-Wyvern)
2. Evil_Excel (Scarlet_Pimpernel)
3. Millinear
4. Notsalony
5. jojo089
6. Simply Insanity
7. baby_boy321
8. Elf of the Shadows (Cowgirl101)
9. CarrieKat
10. Knight of Shadows
11. Wonderland_Dreams
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:50 pm
Here is our lovely banner! Made by Evil_Excel! Banner:  Also, Millinear came up with the cute idea of the Brass Walnut! Given to those with the Nuttiest Statements! We might have a "Nuttiest" Person of the month thing later..
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:52 pm
Nutty Terms, Words, Things!Evil_Excel Yes Millinear....What and Ever do make whatever...but what ever what? What ever happened to that stash of cookies I hid under my bed? I bet my brother ate them... Shura-Pendrgon Espanfranglaise (Spnish/French/English) Evil_Excel Nah I don't think he was a drug addict...just a child molestor...good old steve the child molestor... xd Simply Insanity -flyingclingglomptacklehuggleofcapitalizationmissedyoudoom- Evil_Excel Philipines! China!! With their powers combined you form.....JAPANESE!!! CAPTAIN JAPAN, he's our hero! Gonna take polution down to zero! Evil_Excel The crush? Oh your crush! How sweet!!! 4laugh heart For a second there I thought you were talking about some sort of machine or possibly a soda.. By the way Milli it helps if you whack yourself a few times on your desk. Clears EVERYTHING up. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:17 am
Ahhh young Nutter to be...you wish to get into our Elite club do you? Will you'll have to answer me thesee questions three.....wait! I mean, us! Yes us! You must answer us these questions three....wait again, six questions. Okay, let's do this one more time... "Answer us these questions six.....
Quote: 1. "What is the nuttiest things that ever happened to you? It was be a true story and nutty, not stupid, maybe not funny, but just plain nutty." 2. "Tell us the nuttiest, most absord word you know." 3. "Give the last line to this poem:" "I saw a boat, It didn't float, ____________" 4. "If you were actually nut (like a peanut or a walnut), tell us what kind of nut you would be and your life's story." 5. "Who is the nuttiest celeberity you know and why?" 6. "Please type a verse from the nuttiest song you know. Give the name of the song and the artist too." Please post the answers here, where everyone can see them so we can all see how nutty you are ^^ Please note that I may CHANGE the enterance questions whenever I feel like, so make sure you're answering the right questions when appling. Make sure to post your application in the Club but do not post anything other than that until after you've been accepted. Thank you, have a nice day!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:25 am
Completed Applications! ACCEPTEDbaby_boy321
1. My trainer's dog goes pee/poop on comand. The comands are "Mayday, go piddles." & "Mayday, go poops." One day i was doggy sitting him and he needed to go outside, so I let him out and went with him so I knew that he went pee/poop. First I said..."Mayday, go piddles."(paused)"Mayday, go poodles." I didn't realize what I said until I was back inside.
2. Piaffe which is pronounced: pee-off! (( meaning: a dressage, or horse, term that means to march in place, So the horse is marching in one place.
3. I saw a boat,
It didn't float,
this is a quote!
4. If I were a nut, I would be an acorn.
~My life story.......
One beautiful morning, I was hanging on my tree. Suddenly I hear a squirrel climbing up my tree an towards me. I panicked and my stem broke and I fell from my tree. That evil squirrel was determined to eat me and climbed back down my tree. I tried to roll away, but the squirrel was quicker. The next thing I know I'm in its mouth being crunched to pieces. That was the end of my life.
...................................~~~THE END~~~................................
5. Robin Williams because he is just plain NUTTY!
6. Mean Mr. Mustard
sleeps in the park,
shaves in the dark,
tryin' to save paper.
Sleeps in a hole in the road,
savin' up to buyy some clothes,
keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
Such a mean old man...
such a mean old man.
(more........by The Beatles song: Mean Mr. Mustard ))Elf of the Shadows 1. "What is the nuttiest things that ever happened to you? It was be a true story and nutty, not stupid, maybe not funny, but just plain nutty." Ok, so I was walking in a park that had lots of poles. I was talking to some of my freinds and wasn't paying attention to wear I was walking. I ran into a pole, then, my head getting red, ran into another one. I did this about 5 times, not on purpose. When I got home it looked like my forehead got scorched in the sun. *rubs head remembering*
2. "Tell us the nuttiest, most absord word you know." flyingclingglomptacklehuggleofcapitalizationdoom , created by Spastic on page 6.
3. "Give the last line to this poem:"
"I saw a boat,
It didn't float,
Me wantie a new coat!"
4. "If you were actually nut (like a peanut or a walnut), tell us what kind of nut you would be and your life's story." I would want to be a wallnut. Then I could live on a wall and be a nut!! Sweet!! I would watch people and see my wallnut friends! I guess I'd die, eventually. I'd die from a chinease person smashing me while climbing The Great Wall. ~That's the story of my Wallnut life.~ ((I hope that's aloud, if not I'll change it))
5. "Who is the nuttiest celeberity you know and why?" Elton John, the pics explain
6. "Please type a verse from the nuttiest song you know. Give the name of the song and the artist too." Polythene Pam, by the Beatles
Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah CarrieKat 1. "What is the nuttiest things that ever happened to you? It was be a true story and nutty, not stupid, maybe not funny, but just plain nutty." Hmm I dunno, one time i was walking and i tripped every one laughed and i screamed stop laughin! you should be laughing at the crack that tripped me. 2. "Tell us the nuttiest, most absord word you know." exofrabbinlutalynuts 3. "Give the last line to this poem:" "I saw a boat, It didn't float, ____________" because it was being eatten by a goat. 4. "If you were actually nut (like a peanut or a walnut), tell us what kind of nut you would be and your life's story." I would be a peanut and i would hide from moles and ground hogs then i would find another nut and be happy. 5. "Who is the nuttiest celeberity you know and why?" MILLINEAR! She live close to me ^^ 6. "Please type a verse from the nuttiest song you know. Give the name of the song and the artist too." I don't really listen to that much music. Knight of Shadows 1. "What is the nuttiest things that ever happened to you? It was be a true story and nutty, not stupid, maybe not funny, but just plain nutty." Hmmmm....well, I have a SUV with a windshield wiper on the back. It has this little sprayie thingy on the back that shoots water on the windshield like the front one does. Anyways, I rigged it to where it would shoot backwards rather than on the windshield and went around my home town and sprayed random cars behind me at stop lights.
2. "Tell us the nuttiest, most absord word you know." parka....
3. "Give the last line to this poem:"
"I saw a boat,
It didn't float,
I hope the people had a rain coat."
(i dont know.... )
4. "If you were actually nut (like a peanut or a walnut), tell us what kind of nut you would be and your life's story." I would be a brazil nut and at the age of about two months I would roll into the sea and illegaly cross the american border in miami and live my life run...rolling from the evil man with the big nut cracker.
5. "Who is the nuttiest celeberity you know and why?" Celebs I know, or know of? I would have to say Dolly Parden, and why? Hmmm, I can think of two reasons......
6. "Please type a verse from the nuttiest song you know. Give the name of the song and the artist too."Temperature, by Sean Paul
Verse1:
Make I see the gyal them bruk out pon di floor from you no whan no worthless performer
From you no want no man wey can't turn you on gyal make I see when dem are pon ya..
Can't tan pon it long.....naw eat no yam...nah steam fish....nor no green banana
But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna.. XoSakuraLovesSasukeoX
1. "What is the nuttiest things that ever happened to you? It was be a true story and nutty, not stupid, maybe not funny, but just plain nutty."
Hmm. It could have quite possibly been the time I suggested my friends and I stop calling each other by our real names, but alias's in case we ever got caught by the police officers for being weird ... and I wanted to be Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (yes, I stole that from FRIENDS), but they wouldn't let me, so now I'm Bridgette Elisa Lola Summerfield. I still think Princess Consuela would have been better...
2. "Tell us the nuttiest, most absord word you know."
Bananahammock (it's another word for speedo, fyi )
3. "Give the last line to this poem:"
"I saw a boat,
It didn't float,
____________"
so "DEFECTIVE" on it, I wrote
4. "If you were actually nut (like a peanut or a walnut), tell us what kind of nut you would be and your life's story."
Hmmm, most definately a coconut. (I think it's actually a fruit, but I'm nutty enough to se it as a nut here.)
My life story: One day I was born. Yup. As a cocnut. Now I may taunt birds with my almost-impossible-to-crack-without-something-like-a-
hammer-exterior-to-get-to-my-soft-interior-of-fruit-outside-shell. Silly birds. Then, I became too ripe. And fell off of my tree where a stranded island man was hungrily waiting. The rest is too gruesome and you can probably guess what happens next.
5. "Who is the nuttiest celeberity you know and why?"
Steve Carrel
Why? Two examples: The Office and Anchorman.
6. "Please type a verse from the nuttiest song you know. Give the name of the song and the artist too."
I learned it at camp, so I'm not sure who wrote it
*Sung to the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'*
Oh Tom the toad.
Oh Tom the toad.
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh Tom the toad.
Oh Tom the toad.
Why are you lying on the road?
Did you not see
that truck ahead?
And now you're lying
SQUASHED AND DEAD!!
Oh Tom the toad.
Oh Tom the toad.
Why are you lying on the road?
It's a fun song to yell at the top of your lungs. =]
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:30 am
Okay! Fellow Nutters.....you may post now!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:46 am
yay we can post! -complete silence-
but what to post.....any ideas fellow nutters?
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:58 am
I'm a nutter!
-dances-
(singsong voice) I'm a nutter, I'm a nutter, I'm a nutter, WHOO!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:05 am
You know what would be rather fun? A newspaper put out by us nutters. Perhaps to keep up with some of the crazyness happening in the guild. 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:21 am
Evil_Excel You know what would be rather fun? A newspaper put out by us nutters. Perhaps to keep up with some of the crazyness happening in the guild. 4laugh
I call gossip columnist ((GAH. I can't spell. I'm tired of typing 'or however the bloody hell you spell it.' So I spelled it wrong. I spell a lot of things wrong. I'm going to stop warning people now.))!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:37 pm
I'll edit the newspaper if you want?
I am glad you like my award Shura
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:48 pm
me eish wantin to be a brass nuti nut.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:10 pm
Sounds great to me. Arianna Gossip and Millinear editor. Okay what else do we need? Any ideas? Anyone want to do quidditch/sports column. Weather? I call interviews!!! 3nodding OH and a name!!! We need a name! How about Nutter's Monthly? Oh and can we have advertisement? 100G to advertise in the paper. 3nodding And the money could go to the guild mule! And we can put it in a thread then lock it so that no one can hi-jack it. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:13 pm
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