The "If...Then..." Game

[shabatha]

You would have to fight off Hades.

If I were to create an anime...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd like to see what it's about.

If I liked Shabatha's anime...  

[shabatha]

Then I would make sure to make many many more.

If I were to turn all the cats to humans...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd have an army.

If theworld were run by cows.  

[dream angel 176]

I'd get free milk [ we all would].
If I cosplay Grell  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Then I would kill you in your sleep.

If I was an irresistible human female magnet  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You'd have to avoid hospitals and retirement centres.

If I created a three headed purple elephant...  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

I'd make it into a freakshow and make lots of money.

If I were a super hero...  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I would be your nemesis and would constantly fight.

If I was Wolf's nemesis.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Then you would do battle with Wolf.

If I knew then what I know now...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then you'd know.

If I started experimenting on you...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd kill you.

If we all became ponies in My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic...  

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

...then I'd wake up from the nightmare.

If Kor were to visit our Universe...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He'd fall victim to our physics.

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Everyone would get cavities.

If I told you that you required a filling in one of your back molars...