The "If...Then..." Game

[Valiant Fenris]

Then he would be the most controversial person in the world

If Twilight was made cooler  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It would still suck.


If you saw that car spinning towards Bella...  

[d a r k-n e k o-g u r ll]

Then I would watch in horror.
If modern technology suddenly became extinct....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

We'd have a second Dark Ages.


If religion no longer existed...  

[Ninyan]

Then everyone would keep living, because Religion is a lie anyway.

If you caught your mum and dad doing the nasty in your bed...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then I would wonder how they got there since they live nowhere near me and never visit...

If the cake is a lie...  

[Ninyan]

Then there would never have been cake in the first place, leaving al birthdays cake-less and sad.

If you came home to an unlocked house, only to find the SEXIEST STRIPPER EVAR...  

[Valiant Fenris]

Then I would marry her O.O

If Humans were cold blooded  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then they would all be Floridians (thinking 70 degree weather is cold... Wimps...))

If you were the last person on Earth...  

[Valiant Fenris]

I would kill myself

If the earth wasn't the only populated planet in the Sol system  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then it isn't the only populated planet in the Sol system.

If space is the final frontier...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...then I suppose we're screwed

If good and evil didn't exist...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then what a boring world we would live in

If the world turned into ice cream  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It would melt and then we'd all be ******** I was a real doctor...