The "If...Then..." Game

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

id tell him to go get checked now. lord knows tho else she has been with.

if the world was really like a shojo manga...  

[Rsnbl Faith]

then I would shoot myself now

if the world were colorless  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Then I'd continue stabbing/killing people until blood turns red again

If you infuriated me while I'm sane and totally not being sadist....  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

...then i will live another day.

if you find the day im not happy and perky...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...Then I have just earned another sadistic minion to place in my ranks~!

If vegetables were all delicious....  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

...then obesity would go down and everyone would be tall.

If there was no such thing as money...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...then we'd go back to the stone age

If I ran out of money...  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

...then you would go on a slaughtering rampage o.o...

if i was single...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...it's time to go nightclubbin'


If I spoke to you in a language you didn't understand...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd smack you in the face until you speak a language I DO understand

If I made Eternal bleed out of all that smacking....  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You must have been wearing jeweled rings.


If I stole Aya's rings...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

.... I'd steal the key to your armory! Bye bye, flamethrower~ mrgreen

If flamethrower DID say goodbye...  

[Bunny_likes_2_play]

then eternal would pawn your rings and buy a new one

if the rings were pawned...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... He'd get nothing... Cause they're all fake~ biggrin

If World War started after all...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...it would be number III.


If World War V was so powerful it came before WWIII and WWIV...


((Family Guy reference 3nodding ))