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Athigail

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:04 pm


I am 'pleasantly' reminded that I will end up a virgin forever.

s**t hurts. I mean the inserting part, meh. THE SPREAD OPEN PART SO SHE CAN LOOK IN? ******** OW. Every time I'm like "This isn't so bad I don't know why I wo-- OW ******** OW"

And EVERY time I think she gets mad. She's like "Okay Athena if you don't relax I'm going to have to take longer. RE. LAX."

And when she takes a sample? OHHHH My jesus. Hurts so badly. Oh my god.

But seriously when she spreads it open. gonk


I'm 12, ******** all of y'all.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:27 pm


Jesus Christ I am going to die when I have to have my first exam. I am a HUGE baby when it comes to pain. And I really don't want a speculum to be the first thing in my vag. I've never had to have an exam before since I was under 18 and not sexually active but since I am 18 now ... I don't think I can hold it off anymore. At least not if I want birth control. gonk

Also while looking up the name for a speculum I found this:
Quote:
For educational purposes, trainee doctors have performed pelvic exams on unconscious women. At times, the subjects are undergoing surgery for unrelated causes, and they were rarely informed the examination had occurred.

WHAT THE ******** HOW IS THIS NOT RAPE.

Valise


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:54 pm


yeah it's not like that when you have sex. it's a different situation. you actually WANT s**t inside of you when you're ******** spread me open before with some ******** duckbill s**t. worst pain in my life. i'm NEVER having kids. ain't one little s**t i'd love enough to push outta there, NO WAY.
OW.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:45 pm


i've never had one, the thought terrifies me.
i'm pretty sure most people fing the spreading part painful, you're not weird. my friend said it was awful.

besides which penises don't open out into some sort of probing monstrosity once in your vag. they pretty much stay the same shape.

you'll be fine bro.

a moon full of stars


Xiporah

PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:18 am


I was sexually active before my first visit so it doesn't bother me.

The pap is a really awful sensation though. Nothing like having something that looks like a mascara brush shoved in your cervix.

I have a gyno visit later this week.

And yeah, Valise, i have heard about that. best thing you can do if you're going in for surgery is write "I do not consent to unneeded educational vaginal/ gynecologic exams. I will file assault charges.' right above your pelvis or on your thigh in Magic marker. Also, show this to your surgeon before surgery and make it clear you will file sexual assault charges against the hospital and staff if it is done to you.

Usually it's enough to make them go 'Dude...alright. We get it stop worrying. We aren't going to do that.'
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:41 am


I find them to be 2 different pains.


When I was getting my cervix scraped, ohh god that was really uncomfortable, I hated it. But yeah getting opened up with those lil clampy things is not cool.


Sex, I mean the p***s is rounded, fits in better. 8]
I have had sex (hem hem) with a several guys and the first time we do it it takes away for them to actually get it in cause I'm so tight sometimes >>

I'd still rather take that over the clamp ANY DAY

LeRaven


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:46 am


WELL APPARENTLY I JUST HAVE THE WIDE OLD v****a OF A GRANNY WHO HAS HAD LIKE SIXTEEN CHILDREN because pap smears have never actually hurt. They're kind of uncomfortable, but it's not terrible. I was scared the first time because I thought the doctor was using a needle so I was like FUUUUUUUUUU but it turned out she wasn't so I was fine. Other than that, I've never really had a bad exam, just like 'oh hey there's something inside of me'.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:00 pm


Undecidability
WELL APPARENTLY I JUST HAVE THE WIDE OLD v****a OF A GRANNY WHO HAS HAD LIKE SIXTEEN CHILDREN because pap smears have never actually hurt.
rofl

It's a different kind of discomfort. A p***s hurts way less than something metal ever could. Also you're probably going to be turned on when you're having sex...

Morde


Athigail

PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:06 pm


Like I didn't know thats what happened. I thought she just stuck it in farther and THATS what hurt. My sisters like "Lol no moron SHE SPREAD U OPEN" and I was like gonk gonk gonk
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:34 pm


How come you go to the gyno? I still haven't gone for my annual and I've been sexually active for over a year. I have had pelvic exams though (brief ones, no pap smear or anything) but they don't hurt for me. It probably hurts less if you're not a virgin.

Tigga Hiccups


Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:43 am


I don't know, I got nervous so I wanted to go check to see if everything was alright. Like I don't have any SURPRISE PROBLEMS. Also I wanted to get birth control because I'm starting my prostitute business. knotrly but I thought I might have PMDD. So she gave me yaz and we're gonna see where it goes from there.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:53 am


My mum said she used to have the exact same problem and she really hated going because of it.

She told her gyno the last time she went, and it turns out they have a smaller spreader thingy that they can use. So they used the smaller one, and my mum said she didn't even know it was there and when the gyno finished, she was surprised.

So maybe ask about that?

Vitamin Crack


Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:49 am


I did, thats the sad part. Now I don't know if she actually DID use the smaller one, but I did request it.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:31 pm


It hurts me too and i'm not a virgin.
everytime i'm like UGH WHY DO I WANT CHILDREN.

but it get's better?

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Vitamin Crack

PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:37 pm


Pop some painkillers before you go next time maybe? D:

Now I'm scared for when I have to do this...
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