Things you will never see in a Marvel comic

[Witch of the Wild]

*sign on door: The alcoholic Nympho's anonymous*



My names Tony Stark and I have a problem...  

[Witch of the Wild]

Sabretooth: Look I'm not saying I don't like the color, I love flowery pink, but this dress doesn't bring out my eyes  

[Witch of the Wild]

Vet: Look Miss Grey, we've tried a dozen times to fix him, but they keep growing back

Jean: *sigh* really? hmmm

Logan: grrrrrrrr


Thank you Malice and Nightmare for this idea