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 Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:33 am
DRAGON WARRIOR IV  Oh baby, check out that sassy Americanized artwork! Compared To: It gets worse. D: Compared To:Yes, Warrior, not Quest, IV sadly didn't get a sassy remake for the SNES that had sassy graphics and stuff (probably because the game was released too soon for an SNES remake) and I'm too dumb to know how to operate a PS1/NDS emulator when it did get a remake (besides, I don't think you can make a patch for PS1 games without bashing your head in with the complex data it has). So I'm going with the original version of IV (which is much better than the DS remake IMHO). Most, if not all of you know that this is my favourite Dragon Quest/Warrior in the series and instead of Roto being the main focus, we're going to an all new world with nothing to do with Roto. In this world, you can expect floating castles in the sky, sexy dancers, not Russian Princesses (or East Indians who for some reason have French accents for that manner) and what the heck, even friendly monsters and macho men in pink armour with manly mustaches! I'm thinking I'm going to do this LP a bit different, like instead of beating a chunk of it, uploading it, beating more and so on, I'm just going to beat the whole game, upload it and do it all at once. Of course that means I might take awhile for my first update, but once I do, that means there will be nothing to hold me back from going update city (besides my adept procrastination ability.) There's a couple of things that are different from the Quest remake: 1.) Graphics and music obviously, standard 8 bit NES graphics, so I'm taking a major step back in graphics from my other DQ LP's. 2.) Difficulty- Not noticeably, but the major thing is, instead of dashing through dungeons at breath taking, asteroid burning, Vicky Pollard talking, outer space with explosions fast you're going to WALK through the dungeons/everywhere and dammit, you're going to enjoy it! mad 3.) Accents- There isn't any! Of course that was a major gripe (although it really didn't bother me that much) in the DS version cause Scotsmen are very hard to understand at times apparently. There's probably way more little things (ie: can't go on a barrel/jar smashing spree nor a closet/drawer raiding spree) but those are the major things. Oh yeah, and like any other Warrior game, there's no item pouch so you sort of have to carry everything around and discard/sell immediately if needed, but that more of affects me the player and not you the viewer.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:22 pm
Chapter I: Not Descendant of Erdrick, please save our world!I BEAT THE GAME IN A WEEK, WE HAVE A NEW RECORD, AW YEAH! No, not the hero's name (which you should already know what it's going to be, don't hate mad ), I'm refering to the shitty naming system my NES emulator names the screencaps, (1, 10, 100, 1000,1001,1002.... 1999, 2, 20) so I have to jump all around my Photobucket in a rage. mad Then again, I can always just change the numbers in the IMG code myself and just preview and sass them up as I go...  And the main attraction, which is probably as old as the typical Gaian.  And of course you all know how horny I am for Enix. redface  Ooh, castle in the sky!  Wait for it.. wait for it...  OH GOD YES! heart  Pfft, don't pull that crap with me mister, I just downloaded you yesterday! (Which is perfectly legal as I have a legit copy at home.)  Kay, so with our newly corrupted file out of the way, we totally take its spot, it's like a creepypasta in the making right here.  WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO CALL HIM? HIS FAULT HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME. mad  Unless you mean to say that there is a woman out there named Kang with a green afro..  I like it fast and Nintendo hard. wink  Oh man, I'm a Royal Soldier, where have we heard this from already?  Burland? Sounds Scottish. I named myself Ragnar? I don't even-, oh yes, you don't see me for a couple of chapters yet.  All eight of them.  See if you can point Ragnar out, and I'm not going to help. mad  Basically there's a bunch of little boys (as Izmut has an apparent problem of having baby girls.) going missing. Michael Jackson's ghost?  He then orders his whole battalion out to find them as there is no such thing as war in Dragon Warrior, silly! 4laugh  However, because Ragnar is special, he gets pestered by the crazy Mother.  Okay, I lied a little, you can go on wardrobe/jar sprees, but you don't get to smash them open, so it sort of loses its meaning..  Of course, like any other whole four Dragon Warriors in history, they tease you by showing you a bunch of pretty looking treasures before sending you on your manly pink a** way.  Without a doubt, the best looking sprite in the entire game, I LOVE THE WARRIOR SERIES WITH THEIR FETISHES FOR FLUTES! heart It also makes me feel special and wish I had long purple hair.  Mashed "A" to get past the Prologue? Check, raided the drawers? Check, walked up the stairs and talked to you? Check, you're an a*****e? Check.  Ragnar then swears behind his back and powers out of that hellhole as fast as he can. Next Chapter- Old stoker men, the lulzing of shop prices, getting lost and village raids.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:28 pm
Chapter II: This Cave is Bigger than My Last Date's Cave!Oh yes, and this is Ragnar, real men wear pink armour. mad For others who haven't played the game, don't go researching all the characters on me yet, I'll show em' to you when the time's right. mad  Sadly, Ragnar doesn't get no old men to help him fight.. (although he does get a pretty rad ally later on.)  Pfft, that's why I don't use Brey later on by the way. mad  So despite not being able to walk to the other side of the door of the castle, the old man proceeds to follow Ragnar at breath taking step every five seconds speed as you can see.  Wait until you see his paycheck, even I got paid more delivering newspapers as a boy. lol  What kind of sick world is this?!  And no, I cannot go into wells in this version. : (  Uh, so is the Burland Merchant Company pricks and like taking advantage of a poor, tax free nation... or?  I'm sure you were as bored as town as I was, let us continue into the plot.  W-what's happening?!  Oh yes, state of the art battle progression screens.  And even with welfare equipment, our current hero plowed his way through that with no problem.  Now let's see how he handles THE FIRST DUNGEON, DUN DUN DUN...  But let us grind first, if obscenely powerful weapons aren't in the horizon, then obscenely high levels will be.  Meet the first dungeon, you'd have to have the mind of a Lolwut Pear (or a tired seventeen year old [at the time]) to get lost in here.  And he doesn't more of just sits there for the rest of the chapter.  After going straight, left and up we manage to waddle our way out of there.  Let us go bag some little boys! Next Chapter- Forgetful husbands, abusive wives, The Blair Witch Project and not that b***h in The Ring.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:46 pm
Chapter III: Ragnar McRyan and the Well of DoomOnly the big boulder chase comes later as well as the sexy women and crazy men who steal vital organs, but there are little boys!  You know, Burkettsville really needed one of these, it probably would have kept a certain three cocky teenagers out of the woods..  Until then, he's still growing up, hence the little boy kidnappings.  That is the biggest cat I've ever seen, so naturally it goes without saying, I want that mad ma' ********. <3  Two things here: 1. Who the ******** names their kid Pocos? 2. Who the ******** lets their kid play with dirty shoes they found somewhere?  So with nothing happening at day we come back at night to where children still dominate the streets, they're just asking to be kidnapped if you ask me. mad  Basically this p***k in exchange of not telling the nun he's spying on her taking a bath, he told us that this Alex guy is from Burland. Ragnar not wanting any of this droopy nun runs as fast as he possibly can back to Burland.  But he did turn his knob. wink Oh God. gonk  Naturally the kid wants more, but not wishing to be seen as a perv, this man takes off for Burland at Wyvern Wing speed (literally).  It's more sad if you ask me for an old man to sit outside her house and say this to people walking near it. mad  Ragnar will hel- erm...  Apparently his mother has no problem going to the bathroom at night. lol  Oh she's pissed man, she's pissed, wait until you see what she does.  Yes, she does follow and faster than the old man could possibly hope to follow, but naturally being a perpetual villager, she's too pussie to throw a rock in battle or do anything for that matter, just sort of sit around and watch Ragnar get slapped around.  Meanwhile in the cave of two whole branches, the soldier there seems to have an IQ of an eggplant, much like any other guard in any given video game.  Oh man, next time I blow a date off, I'm just going to pretend to forget about them. heart  Or on the other hand (pun intended) I'd rather not get slapped across the face for doing such a thing..  But it does bring his memory back and he does provide us where the children like to play, so Ragnar sort of dashes there as fast as possible.  You'd think we'd notice this when we were level grinding in the woods.. oh yes, and it's the only well we get to go down in this game.  It's even equipped with the ominous voice feature! Next Chapter- Well spelunking, unexpected allies, treasures, flying and old daemonic men!
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:58 pm
Chapter IV: Well, Well, Well, What Do We Have Here? Right, so this dungeon is essentially this weird voice leading Ragnar through the well, as long as he follows (unlike this picture) the path, it's even encounter free.  Pfft, we still haven't found the amazing key item yet. mad  Upon not listening to the voice for the umpteenth time, we run across a visible enemy, THAT NEVER HAPPENS, AND OUT OF ALL ENEMIES TO PICK, IT HAS TO BE THE EVER SO ANNOYING HEAL SLIME, FUUUUU-. mad  However, it's no ordinary Heal Slime that likes to use heal on every single turn. <3  HEAL Slime, just that alone should be enough as Medical Herbs don't grow on Ragnar's a** you know!  And you get the dramatic recruitment song that DQ/W has always used.  Oh I love you Healie and how you not seem to care as I slaughter your kin. heart  Unless you're really cocky/can't see what's going to happen, it leads to stairs which lead to the other side (eg: if you were going down the left fork, you'd end up heading to the right.) mad It's like a ******** man!  Fgsfds, and now we totally just made Ragnar's salary x 12. heart But we still can't buy all the state of the art items. D:<  And a dramatic pillar'd treasure room, YAY CHILDREN!  Pfft, put two and two together, Poco with his foot fetish playing with dirty used shoes started flying, now Ragnar with his, uh, what doesn't he have? But anyway, let us take these shoes for a test.  Either Ragnar has really small feet or Poco has really big feet, I don't even-.  It's like my life when I try to get something done, me being the flying and my life being the ceiling. emo  ANYWAY, we blow all our money on some armour, you don't even need to upgrade your weapon for reasons to come.  Cool, auto pilot shoes, I need a pair for work and home! heart  Which takes us to the top of a tower with an old man and a child doing Lord knows what.  But Ragnar being too stupid (and the old guy being too deaf) just lets the kid sort of get kidnapped, kay so is there like more than one pair of these shoes? *is most confused* Next Chapter- Tower descending, broken weapons, children and that same old creepy man.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:08 pm
Chapter V: Ne, Ne, Raian San~!Don't worry, I haven't gone weeaboo on you' it'll make sense if you watch the video at the end of this update and don't go looking at the other musical renditions as they contain spoilers. mad Hrggh, this tower is a pain in the a**, and any enemy who casts Increase on the other enemies are just assholes.  Mine now bitches! 4laugh  For whatever reason, this game likes to make the biggest, most dramatic, jewel encrusted doors around.  Also, with enemies who cast Increase, there's also a giant chicken enemy who puts people to bed whilst the other enemies pound the crap outta Ragnar, gosh, you'd figure after getting struck by an arrow he'd wake up.  Fgsfds, and with that, our weapon-less experience just paid off. heart  Before..  And after. heart it really does make everything a joke from here on out, but this tower level had it coming. mad  And our first dead-like NPC in the game. Don't worry, death lovers, there's plenty more where that came from later on.  Upon heading for the basement, some child runs to us, jeez, you'd think they'd lock him up or something rather that just let him frolic around the basement.  After asking about the child, the old man gets pissed and initiates a sort of boss battle (there's technically one boss song in this game, but we don't hear it until near endgame.)  This guy is a pain in the a** if you don't know what you're doing/forgot you had Medical Herbs to heal what Healie can't.  But come on, it's me, I played this game at least a dozen times already. mad  With bigger, better plans rather than just steal little boys and let them frolic about.  People have this thing where they gasp dramatically when they die in this game.  How we can jump off a five story building and not sustain any damage? It's beyond me, don't worry, as the game progresses, we jump off of bigger, more lolwut things.  Instead of giving him a proper burial God forbid, Ragnar rather just lets him sit and rot, "hey, you kids want to see a dead body?"  But ******** this, I'm too lazy to climb up the tower, so they exit the main door, put on their Flying Shoes cause they all own a pair apparently, fly to the top and jump off it cause the moat is just too badass to jump over.  Oh yes, the crazy b***h who made a b-line towards Ragnar at the beginning, she dances in circles with her son for the whole chapter's end by the way.  So with the generic "YOU ARE AN HERO!" rants out of the way, we head back via Wyvern Wing cause I'm just too damn lazy to walk. We're done already?  Just cause he liked being around little boys so much he wants to find more to save. wink  Money? Women? Heal Slimes? ...Men? .......Little boys?  Naw, he gives him two whole levels. mad  Why? Lord knows.  How about giving us the Sword of Malice a bit sooner next time. mad Awright, so that is the end of Chapter 1 of 6, hopefully Ragnar McRyan wasn't too boring, and if he was, this will change everything that you once thought about him, apart from Chapter 1 being all about little boys (Healie being no exception), there was a deeper meaning all along, bitches. mad And you better watch it all and gimme your thoughts and opinions cause I went through great efforts to find this. mad And again, don't go watching the other ones yet, the time will come. D:<
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:45 am
Oh dear lawd. I don't even wanna know what that old man was doing with the child. D: I just don't.
This is lookin' awesome so far, but I just hope I am not commenting too soon. I wanted to comment while it was still fresh in my mind.
I lol'd when the kid was just wandering around in the basement though. He was just like " biggrin "
Anyway, cool, and I look forward to more LP'ness. I really hope I am not commenting too soon. D:
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:57 pm
No, it's not a problem at all, in fact, I love comments like any other writer, thank you for commenting. ^.^ Chapter VI: In Soviet Russia, Princesses/Czarinas Kick Your a**! *Sigh* No longer are we the overpowered pink middle aged knight who dances around with Heal Slimes in wells and saves little boys in towers. Now we're just a prepubescent Princess who is apparently going to go on an adventure..  Eh, at least she's not of the wussy "Moonbrooke" type, let's name the STR capping, not sucking Princess the Lachesis Alena archetype!  Cancel that, we can't even leave the castle, end of chapter, good night!  Which is why she died, GOTTA LIVE AND KILL FOR ANOTHER DAY! <3  Not her fault she's pretending her wall is society. mad  Oh, look at that, the strongest helmet in the chapter, how nice of you, Enix!  Pfft, all the time, all the time. emo  Damn it Cristo, Prime Ministers should'nt be hot for a twelve year old girl. D:<  Ooh, the fixing man is gone conveniently gone just as soon as she gets bored of people!  DO I?! heart  And somehow the ground below her turned purple, I don't even-.  Logic: "Can't stop me bitches, you're just going to have to come along for the ride!"  Logic: "Maybe if I follow this little girl around and suck up to her, she'll like me!" Pfft, Cristo pulls the "good" look when he's just a pervert. mad  So we have an old man and a perverted young adult with us, goody. AlenaBreyCristoOut of all of them, Alena is like twelve, Brey is like a dwarf or something and Cristo is a *****, YAY, UNIQUE TEAM!  But sadly, we can only buy like one herb because apparently the Princess job is the least paying job in the world.  Oh those purple haired flautists, always in the most highest, dramatic places possible in every town. heart  But Alena is just a little more dramatic wink Next Chapter- as expected, we get our asses kicked, we kick a**, more old men, and virgin girls!
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:51 pm
Chapter VII: NEEDS MOAR STROGANOFF AND OTHER HEARTY RUSSIAN DISHES! And our first encounter, PS: we bought the shittiest hat for Brey and Alena doesn't have a weapon yet. : D  So, after the fun, fun journey to the north, we end up in this wonderful village, nice welcome by the way. mad  Son of a-. Despite being welcomed with a "GTFO" and a greedy mayor, we agree nonetheless cause Alena is a nice Princess and cares about people, unlike me. D:  Again with the underaged kidnappings, like sheesh! D:<  Meanwhile, we prepare Alena to be a tasty meal (hopefully that's all the old man wants D: )  Oh God, the best pun yet is about to come.. heart  HAAAAAAAA! lol  So after, "littering the litter" we prepare a nasty surprise for this crazy kook when Brey totally jumps out naked and scars everyone.  Naturally he ain't so happy about it nor is he happy that his search for the "Hero" isn't going as planned as the Hero is a male, stupid green man.  The whole three residents living in town finally found out and Alena is an Heroine, you'd think that the old guy would target a bigger town with more than just one woman living in it, eh?  And that's seriously all what this chapter is about: running around to try and find this Endor place and save people as we progress, joy.  Pfft, I wonder what these pricks want?  I'm right here, but thanks for the intro. wink  She's still a kid, perv. mad Oh, OH, YOU MEAN THERE'S A SCANDAL GOING AROUND SAYING SHE'S ME, LET'S GO KICK HER a**!  Well, that takes care of that.  Obviously NPCs don't understand the meaning of "quick wealth"..  Oh yes, I'm sure she's just fine with a bunch of brute kidnappers! Do you know where Endor is by the way?  *Sigh*- I guess Endor can wait, but seriously, who kidnaps someone for a golden bracelet? confused  So with that, Princess Alena is sucked into another sudden quest, YAY, TREASURE RAIDS!  PS: Any form of dungeon in Alena's chapter is a pain in the a**. heart Next chapter- Not-so-caves, bad acting, bazaars, towers and the medieval equivalent to Halls throat drops.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:11 pm
Chapter VIII: I Saved an Actress and All I Got Was Time Progression That is the most classiest, redest most brick-like "cave" I have ever seen.  Our main reason why we're here, kay let's go to a cheap town and buy a Gold Bracelet. What? The Golden Bracelet isn't a cheap accessory in this game?! Sigh, I guess we'll have to do this the hard way then..  Eww, these things are a big pain in the a**, if you miss, the reproduce and you have to fight another one and worst of all, their evasion rates are worse than my evasion rates with old high school friends. mad  Then this.. I don't even need to moan about this, and worst of all, the Boomerang that we bought for Alena doesn't hit everyone like in the remakes. D:<  Real nice, but on a serious note: who goes that far for a Golden Bracelet? confused  Oh yeah, we do. 4laugh  Kay, let's go free some useless b***h who we never see again. (PS: You can see Chapter 3 just across the strait to the right)  Oy yoy yoy, these people have no lives whatsoever..  You can buy them in bulk in Stornway if you're up for the time warp!  Basically, she's just some cheap washed out porn star actress, and we get to use that key for a grand total of two times before we get the superior Magic Key.  And with nowhere else to go that isn't blocked by prickly soldiers, we head west to the bazaar, YAY, BAZAARS!  Hur hurr.. cool  Kay, bazaartiem.  Can't she enjoy just one day without something bad happening?! mad  However, Brey agrees and conveniently learns Return.  Really, You sent a soldier across the continent to warn Alena that her Dad has a soar throat?! mad mad mad  Oh yes, the old man we locked up in the shed.  For the average player, Marone is the NPC you probably never talked to who was being dramatic a few chapters back.  Halls or Fisherman's Friend also do the trick.  So basically, we got sucked back to the beginning and thrown to back to where we were. D:<  How... convenient, it's also the only place we never wrecked up/raided..  Good to see Yuji still has that tower fetish.. Next chapter- Tower terror, Sailor Jupiter's secret life, elf s**t and potential lesbianism.
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ThePersonInFrontOfYou Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:55 pm
In first Dragon Warrior game, you rescue Princess.
But in Dragon Warrior IV, PRINCESS RESCUE YOU!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:41 pm
"Oh noes, the king has a sore throat! Time to go on an epic quest for it! Lulz."
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:02 am
xD Oh you guys, that's why I love my Dragon Warrior IV, it's different from the rest. Instead of saving Kings and things, you're saving his voice and you're not his loyal soldier, rather his bossy daughter. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying it as much as I did when I first played it for the first time! Chapter IX: NO! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THE BRANCHES! In case you're wondering about the chapter title, take a look at this tower, and you're also probably getting pounded by flying sabers and big a** flies to top it off.  At least the 8 bit world has this thing where they can't be subtle about hidden treasure rooms.  Our quest for some classy Halls leads us to the ever so familiar "drop off" points. Okay, do the people of Dragon Warrior enjoy jumping off towers and make these drop off zones to do so, or did they just lack the funds to build a wall there?  Yay, dancing elves, gimme your droppings plzkthx. 4laugh  Pfft, what kind of xenophobic pricks dance in the middle of the human realm anyway? mad  At least they're of the ungraceful crash dancers and dropped this!  Yes, yes, how about drinking goddamn tea next time or God forbid, taking a hot bath?  It is a video game after all, the public would get restless if this game didn't have blood and death..  Yay, to Endor it is then! heart  And earn some haxx hit all spells along the way.  We all know where this is going (because it's just too much of a burden to walk over the half step of a river tile)  We can just warp over the river tile cause we're classy like that.  Fgsfds, the grass/kills ARE greener on the other side. <3  After some feverish Metal Slime hunting we finally reach Endor, home of many things and isn't Irish (yet).  Oh Laurent, maybe you wouldn't have to be a mercenary if you could rhyme better. heart  If anyone knows me, apparently me and lady luck just don't get along.. D:  But regardless.. just cause I have to show you everything. (PS: I don't know how to play Poker : D )  B-but I have three monarchs in my deck! Surely that accounts for something! D:  If you can remember, the Mirror of Ra was a really important DQ II and III item, not anymore it isn't cool so my theory is that the Zenethian trilogy are before the Alefgard trilogy when they used to sell Ra's in bulk. Oh yeah, the the Metal Babble Shield is the strongest shield in the game, but I don't know how to play Poker, so..  You should be in there too, Strom with your wtfhaxx STR. mad  Main reason why we're entering the contest.  Uh-oh, he has "Necro" in his name, we're doomed! Just what has our possible lesbian Princess gotten herself into? Find out next chapter with detailed sprites, broken weapons and a big plot twist to come!
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:04 am
While DQIV isn't my personal favorite, I did really enjoy it. And give major props to mister Necrosaro, which I'll talk about in another thread.
The plot twist coming up at the end of this chapter is one of my favorite kinds. The kind that make you really, really uncomfortable. The music stopped and everything...
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ThePersonInFrontOfYou Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:09 am
If you are referring to his motivations, they sadly don't have that extra chapter in this game after beating it, so he's just "that guy" in the Warrior version.. : ( although they do have the dream scenes so you do get to see why he's doing all this, but nothing in depth. Chapter X: Pucker Up Princess If anyone can see what's wrong in this picture.. (hint: he's a sentry guard).  But too bad you are going to marry Alena anyway. D:<  I dunno, that Necrosaro guy sounds pretty challenging.. I mean, would you want to mess with a demonic swordsman who desperately wants a girlfriend? (Although I'm sure we all had our fare share of trolling 13 y/o XxXsephiroth4lyfe45xXx's)  Pssh, before I kick people's a**, I'm all sassy and lulzy. mad  Ooh, Alena's second strongest weapon in the game!  Oh man, you'll love this. heart  Although it doesn't really matter, cause in like ten levels, her STR growth will offset that number completely.  Oh hey, I forgot about you guys, you mean you guys can talk?  Right, so in every good RPG, rules has it that there's gotta be an arena shoved somewhere in there, and here we are, fighting so the Princess of Endor doesn't have to marry an FML'y swordsman.  Oh hey, it's Krillin! I love this point of the game, the contestants are all so detailed and pretty. heart  Apparently, the King has no problem with eight year old kids marrying his daughter..  Or sexy mages (no shortage of that in DQIV), oh man, by now, I wish I was the Princess redface  Then they get lazy with the sprites and go back to generic monsters. mad  Umm.. what the ********, King of Endor?  Kay, so now we're fighting a furry, I wouldn't let my daughter get near one of those if I had kids.  AGAINST THE RULES, YOU CAN'T SEPARATE YOURSELF! mad  b*****d. Anyone remember that one purple Poe boss in Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time? Well, basically this that that in RPG form.  But a little less annoying because there is no indication and 9/10, you probably just close your eyes and mash the arrow keys.  Iron Claws are underrated and stronger than a Sword of Malice apparently. cool  So she wins by default. <3 So.. are you going to mail her to Sandeem, or can I just pick her up as I leave?  Hmm.. yes, let us go home and brag about it..  What now, has the King's breath gotten that bad that a wounded soldier had to greet me and abruptly die?  ...I turned the sound speakers off and the King is embarking on a quest for classy tooth paste?  Not like anyone would want to talk to that perv of a Cristo anyway.  At least the cat is okay! And that's all that matters - w -  I would have mysteriously disappeared too if I learned that my next opponent was a crazed twelve year old girl with claws.  Where? No one knows, seriously, like everyone is gone, where is there to go? D:  I'd say this is probably one of my favourite chapters in the game. <3 Next Chapter- A new character to follow, no castles and royalty, packed lunches and someone who can move the weighing scale for the first time in video game history!
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