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 Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:36 pm
This post is for crazy, and off the mark things that have ever happened during a Sacrament meeting, Priesthood, or YM/YW/ SA meetings.
Tell us your funniest moments!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:40 pm
Clementyne This post is for crazy, and off the mark things that have ever happened during a Sacrament meeting, Priesthood, or YM meetings. Tell us your funniest moments!!! D'OH, you just HADDA bring it up, didn't ya?!?(Yes, I fell asleep during Sacrament last Sunday, and started snoring!!!) The whole Congregation was Laughing themselves Silly!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:44 pm
*snickers* I learned how to whistle in sacrament meeting!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:46 pm
I don't fall asleep in sacrament meeting, but when I was younger, I was known to work up a mean game of hangman.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:03 pm
My dad was called to be a high priest some time before we moved, and one quote he told me was something to the effect of, "If a high priest has his eyes closed, that means he's planning something, if he starts snoring, it means his plan has worked."
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:57 am
Well, it was in YW mtg. in the middle of opening prayer in my old ward... I sorta farted then... everyone after the prayer started laughing, and I had to sit through the rest of church with people picking on me... Also, see, the people there don't really like me, and I don't really like them, so they use that story now, thinking that it's going to make me feel bad, or something. I just laugh at people when they tell me that, and tell them something of equal value about whichever person told it to them.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:17 pm
A missionary fell asleep today.He probably had a bad night, so I was planning to leave an anonymous box of Lucky Charms on their porch(I was informed that he likes childrens' cereals).
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:57 pm
One of my friends was twirling her pen in stake conference and we were sitting in the middle of the fourth row...anyway, she starts fiddling with her pen and it slips off her fingers and starts soaring...hitting the stake president square between the eyes.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:25 pm
One day, in sacrement meeting, I was talking to my friend up at the table and we noticed that the chapel seemed a little duller that usual, then I noticed that only the side lights were on, no one had turned on the chandeliers. After the sacrement was passed, the second counselor turned on the chandelier and everyone who was sleeping woke up, and everyone was very surprised.
In that same meeting, a female investigator was sitting on the bench in front of me next to the missionaries. she went to my school and I knew her as one of those girls who cuddles up with every boy she sits by(you all now people like that, I'm sure), and she was making one of the elders very nervous.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:40 pm
Okay, so I have another story that I forgot about. one time I started saying the wrong sacrement prayer, I'm not sure why, I just started reading the water like any other day. It may have been because I was on the oppisite side that I usually am on.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:32 pm
Heh, I heard this story from my dad.
One day in sacrament meeting, they announced the speakers, the intermediate himn, then the speaker, the closing song, and the person who was giving the closing prayer. So after the speaker everyone stands up and sings. This is important: the person who was giving the closing prayer had fallen asleep. So everyone sits down, this brother walks up to the stand to give the closing prayer, no one stops him, and sacrament meeting was ajourned.
Interesting, no?
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:43 pm
lordofthecows Okay, so I have another story that I forgot about. one time I started saying the wrong sacrement prayer, I'm not sure why, I just started reading the water like any other day. It may have been because I was on the oppisite side that I usually am on. That happened to one of the guys in our ward this week. Poor kid just kept doing the wrong one. Too much assonance for him...
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:06 pm
Kat29 Heh, I heard this story from my dad. One day in sacrament meeting, they announced the speakers, the intermediate himn, then the speaker, the closing song, and the person who was giving the closing prayer. So after the speaker everyone stands up and sings. This is important: the person who was giving the closing prayer had fallen asleep. So everyone sits down, this brother walks up to the stand to give the closing prayer, no one stops him, and sacrament meeting was ajourned. Interesting, no? Oh, that happened to someone at EFY once! Okay, when my little brother was about two or three years old, we were at sacrament meeting when all of the sudden we noticed he was missing. Then we heard everyone laughing; we looked up, and there he was, dancing around the front naked! A lot of people came and told us how cute he was, though.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:43 am
Ok here's another.
We were in sacrament meeting today and the last speaker was up talking about revelation and the holy ghost, something along those lines. Suddenly about half the lights flick off then back on a few times. The another set of lights flick off the back on. "Maybe that's personal revelation." The speaker joked. It was some little kid playing with the light switches. It was really funny.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:53 am
Well one time the Branch President giving a talk and his cell phone goes off and this happening after telling all of us to turn off cell phones during church.
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