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| Chris Powell |
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| Lois Lane |
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| Total Votes : 6 |
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 Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:30 am
Chris Powell looked nervously across the living room of the Fraternity House, acutely aware of the gaze of the young men trying to decide if he would pass muster and be able to join Alpha Omega Beta.
"I say he's good. He's passed the kegger test."
Tenzil nods as he speaks, having been Chris's sponsor in the first place. Another boy holds up a hand.
"I say no. He can hold his booze, but there are OTHER principles this Fraternity were built on."
Lex Luthor, President of the Fraternity glowered at Powell as he spoke. He didn't think Chris belonged in this Fraternity at all. Vice President Tony Stark stroked his chin thoughtfully.
"Well then, one final test. If you succeed, you're in. Otherwise, you take the Walk of Shame."
Chris perked up. He would do ANYthing to get into Alpha Omega Beta.
"You see, Chris, next door to us is Kappa Delta Zeta...the hottest sorority on campus...."
Meanwhile, in Kappa House, President of KDZ Lois Lane puts the finishing touches on a sign for next weekend's car wash fundraiser.
"What do you think, Kate? Too much glitter?"
Kate Kane, vice-pres, looks at the sign critically.
"Nope, looks fine to me. How about you, Natayla?"
Natayla Romanova gives it a hasty thumbs up before going back to her own sign. At that moment, Lois's phone rings.
"Hello? Lois Lane here!"
A familiar voice rings over the line.
"Lois. I have a tip for you. Tonight, in your house....there is going to be a Panty Raid. Be on your guard."
Saying nothing more, the person on the other side of the line hung up. Lois looked at the phone, a little surprised.
"Who was it?"
Lois looked down at the opened cans of paint and glue, and then up at Kate and Nat and grinned.
"I don't know why Lex Luthor decided to tip us off about a planned panty raid tonight, girls...but let's be sure to give those boys a REAL welcome!"
Outside of Kappa Delta Zeta house, Chris finished putting on his stealth panty raid gear. The words Tony told him echoed in his head...
"Remember! You must return with at LEAST a dozen pairs of panties, or you will never be a member of Alpha Omega Beta!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:38 pm
::Lois turns her attention back to her pretty, pink cellphone. Her fingers fly over the buttons as she sends a mass text message out to her sorority sisters::
O-m-g. OMG u guyz! Emergncy Mtng at KDZ house 2night. Plz attend. manicures afterwrds. ok? Thnx, bai!
~Lois heart
::she knew how to speak her sorority sisters' language, even if it killed her just a little bit inside that she mangled the english language so much. Ah well, it was college after all, and what was college for if not to try things and have fun.. oh.. and the learning. She supposed that was important too. She tuned back to the girls in the room::
I called a meeting for tonight, but I have some prep work to do. My "news nose" tells me something is going on here and I for one am planning to have FUN with it.
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The Phantom of Kapow Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:53 pm
 SHARP DRESSED (WO)MAN! All right! 10 points!
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:53 pm
C'mon, Querl, lemme borrow it!
Gah! Fine! Take my Halloween costume!
Sweet!
Chris changes into Querl's ninja costume and imagines himself in Sam Raimi movie as he laces up his gear. The dressing montage of closeups as cinched the boots, slung the fake sword over his shoulder, and pulled the mask down.
Groovy.
What?
Hail to the king, baby!
Ah, one of your so-called "cult classics."
You are such a nerd, bro. Wish me luck.
Chris and Querl fist bump and Chris turns to make his raid.
Oh, Christopher?
Hm?
If you could retrieve the panties of a certain Linda Lee Danvers....?
Heh.
Chris slips off into the night and heads towards his target...Pantyopolis!
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The Phantom of Kapow Crew
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:03 pm
SHARP DRESSED MAN! All right! 10 points!
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:08 pm
::Lois stands at the head of a large wooden table. The members of her sorority are all seated and anxiously awaiting the reason Lois had summoned them. Lois bangs her pink gavel, that had been decorated with shiny rhinestones which brings everyone to attention::
ladies.
I have been warned that tonight there will be a *she pauses dramatically* PANTY RAID!... IN OUR VERY HOUSE!
::the crowd of girls gasps and start to head back to their rooms to lock up their precious panties::
I say that if they want panties... they should have to earn them.
::Lois smiles devilishly and spreads out a large diagram on the table as the others crowd around to take a look::
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:27 pm
Chris sings the Mission: Impossible theme under his breath as he gazes upon his target...the Kappa Delta Zeta house!
Hm...seems busy...all these lights on. This will take a good portion of my cunning...no...all of it.
Something pokes Chris in the butt cheek.
Ow! What the Thorsus?
He pulls out an invention created by Querl....a grapple gun.
Well hello nurse...
Chris looks up at the chimney and fires the gun! It grapples the chimney like a champ and Chris activates the winch which pulls him up!
Woohoo!
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:31 pm
Okay, girls. Everyone to your stations. The sun's already set. Perfect time for a panty raid!
::the girls giggle as they all run off to their assigned places. Lois tents her fingers together as she grins::
exxxxcceeellllllleeeennnt
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:47 pm
A panty raider on the roof...
Sounds fun, inorite?
But here, in our fraternity of Alpha Omega Beta
you might say I need get in so I am a panty raider on the roof.
Trying to claw my way into the coolest frat
so I don't become a loser! It isn't easy.
You may ask, "Why do you steal these panties and risk getting arrested?"
Well, I'm doing it so Alpha Omega Beta
will become my new home!
And how will I purloin these precious panties?
That I can tell you in one word!
NINJA!
...
Ninjas probably don't break out into song on the roof...
Chris prowls towards the skylight that leads into the room of his first target...the luscious Clarice Ferguson!
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:22 pm
Inside Clarice's room, she is busy undressing
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:45 pm
Chris peers into the darkened room and sees no one.
Everything is turning up Powell.
He opens the sky light and drops on to the bed.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:04 pm
::Clarice watched Chris drop down onto her bed with a huge grin. In a *BLINK*, she was beside him::
"Fancy meeting you here"
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:42 pm
eek
Clarice was in her room! She was easily the hottest and coolest girl he had ever met. Chris desperately wanted to ask her out but he knew he needed to join Alpha Omega Beta to enhance his own coolness.
Hi! Er...skylight repair?
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:17 pm
"Skylight repair, eh ? You boys sure keep odd hours.You didn't even knock first."
Clarice thought that he was cute and incredibly bold just to bust into the sorority house like this, but ... it's not like he was going to harm anyone. It was just all in fun. She couldn't just let him get her panties though, the other girls would be PISSED... unless....
::She leaned up against her dresser, blocking his path to the precious panties::
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:50 pm
Other girls in the house notice the sound of a decidedly non-feminine voice coming from Clarice's room and begin to mobilize to investigate.
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