For you newcomers that won't get the following rage please read: Why the ******** do you have kids lady
Moving on:
We all know my psycho b***h of a sister is in jail right? We also all know that her kids are now living with some aunt that we barely know who IS nice and all but Idk get into that later. *Pained Sigh*
So we all decided to go visit the aunt and the kids as she has a time share cottage up in Clearlake,Ca. (Yeah it's as white and boring as it sounds) DO NOT WANT. Anyway my nephew has regress into wetting the bed, my niece is becoming a crazy wildcat (Much like my sister), and that "quirk" woman is trying to do the whole no tech all love thing. Also, she anti-booze. She doesn't want anyone drinking around her period.
Forgive me but no TV and No beer make Homer something...something. NO TV and no booze makes me become the god damn Joker-man.
Luckily I only had to deal with that BS for a weekend.
But wait comic, you were gone longer than a weekend! You were gone for nearly a month! Where's the LULZ!?
What killed my LULZ In order :
My Sister got her a** kicked in jail, is now in the prison hospital, has no teeth left, and wrote a dozen queen of assholes type of letters to the whole family. She even went so far in to telling BOTH her children that she wish that she would have gotten an abortion, killed them in their sleep and/or that she hopes they die before turning 10. *no they did NOT get to read these letters they went into the BBQ grill thanks to yours truly here*
(No! No! Let that stink in)
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My Mother had a mental breakdown thanks to psycho b***h (Is regrouping)
My Older Brother is missing in the UK (MIA IS MIA)
My Father had a mild heart-attack (Is okay)
Younger brother is a full fledged emo and keeps doing emo s**t(Will be okay after my foot is planted in his a**) Or maybe I'll show him the correct way to cut himself and where. (Oh he'll live...)
ALL IN THE SAME ******** WEEK!
So there RPG that's where you're LULZY Comic has had to deal with. What's up with you guys?