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Real Horrorshow Groodies

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:13 pm


Gather round because I have a story to tell you. It's about my and four of my friends. There is a convenience store very near to my dorm, so my friends and I frequently stop there to get one-dollar Arizona iced tea. It's cheap and I like it. Anyways, since the beginning of September, we've been saving all the iced tea cans with the intentions of building a tower. Today we did just that. Here are the photos chronicling our adventure.

Here was our starting point. My room-mate stashed all these under his bed.

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Here they are all laid out.

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The Captain...

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My room-mate decided to strike a seductive pose for some reason.

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And what's a tower-building adventure without a homo-erotic incidence of oral sex.

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For the first tower we built, we started with an outer wall.

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King Kong.

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Godzilla.

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The first tower completed.

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Victory pose.

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This is Mary Beth, who was behind the camera most of the time.

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Awkward can sex. In the butt.

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Anyways, once the first tower was complete, we decided to take it down and build a second. This time, we would focus less on the outer wall, and instead make the tower tall enough to reach the ceiling.

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Here's me having some sort of can epiphany.

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We topped the tower off with a flag, which was indeed scraping the ceiling.

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Here it is complete.

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Dramatic pose.

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Not-so-dramatic pose.

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We also tried to wall-off our door with cans.

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After clean up, the contents of these bags filled up two recycle bins to the brim.

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So that's it. Fun times. We also have a video of Kevin plowing through the tower with no shirt on. I'll be sure to post it once it reaches YouTube (which it undoubtedly will)

Derp.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:43 pm


That is possibly one of the coolest things I have ever seen. o_o

a hollow K I N G

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Morde

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:49 pm


lolol I love the awkward sexual suggestive pictures.
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:57 pm


Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Klempky


Real Horrorshow Groodies

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:03 pm


Klempky
Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Don't worry. I plan on getting it cut when I get home for the summer.
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:08 pm


Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Don't worry. I plan on getting it cut when I get home for the summer.

Aww, it looks good.

I got a haircut recently and it's still in the phase where it's too short to really be shaggy, but still has the distinct flip-ups at the ear. Imagine Jim from The Office but curlier.

Do you do anything to yours, or is it naturally anti-frizz (if so, you're a son of a b***h).

Klempky


Real Horrorshow Groodies

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:18 pm


Klempky
Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Don't worry. I plan on getting it cut when I get home for the summer.

Aww, it looks good.

I got a haircut recently and it's still in the phase where it's too short to really be shaggy, but still has the distinct flip-ups at the ear. Imagine Jim from The Office but curlier.

Do you do anything to yours, or is it naturally anti-frizz (if so, you're a son of a b***h).

My hair was actually a little on the crazy side for me. Normally it doesn't flip out on the sides like that (or at least not as much). I have very wavy hair, so I usually run some Axe Douchebag Putty through it in order to keep it in line.
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:24 pm


Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Don't worry. I plan on getting it cut when I get home for the summer.

Aww, it looks good.

I got a haircut recently and it's still in the phase where it's too short to really be shaggy, but still has the distinct flip-ups at the ear. Imagine Jim from The Office but curlier.

Do you do anything to yours, or is it naturally anti-frizz (if so, you're a son of a b***h).

My hair was actually a little on the crazy side for me. Normally it doesn't flip out on the sides like that (or at least not as much). I have very wavy hair, so I usually run some Axe Douchebag Putty through it in order to keep it in line.

I'd seriously buy some of that if that's what it was called. surprised

Klempky


Real Horrorshow Groodies

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:27 pm


Klempky
Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Don't worry. I plan on getting it cut when I get home for the summer.

Aww, it looks good.

I got a haircut recently and it's still in the phase where it's too short to really be shaggy, but still has the distinct flip-ups at the ear. Imagine Jim from The Office but curlier.

Do you do anything to yours, or is it naturally anti-frizz (if so, you're a son of a b***h).

My hair was actually a little on the crazy side for me. Normally it doesn't flip out on the sides like that (or at least not as much). I have very wavy hair, so I usually run some Axe Douchebag Putty through it in order to keep it in line.

I'd seriously buy some of that if that's what it was called. surprised

It's called Axes Messy Look Paste, but I feel dumb saying that.
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:34 pm


Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Real Horrorshow Groodies
Klempky
Holy ******** give me back my hair and general facial expressions.

Don't worry. I plan on getting it cut when I get home for the summer.

Aww, it looks good.

I got a haircut recently and it's still in the phase where it's too short to really be shaggy, but still has the distinct flip-ups at the ear. Imagine Jim from The Office but curlier.

Do you do anything to yours, or is it naturally anti-frizz (if so, you're a son of a b***h).

My hair was actually a little on the crazy side for me. Normally it doesn't flip out on the sides like that (or at least not as much). I have very wavy hair, so I usually run some Axe Douchebag Putty through it in order to keep it in line.

I'd seriously buy some of that if that's what it was called. surprised

It's called Axes Messy Look Paste, but I feel dumb saying that.

If it helps, I feel incredibly effeminate talking about my haircrap in general.

So in other news that can collection is goddamn epic. The construction as a whole makes up for the fact that you spent $325 plus tax over the course of half a year on all that. At least it was on good drinkage.

Klempky


Real Horrorshow Groodies

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:41 pm


Eh, I am comfortable enough with my masculinity to discuss hair and fashion and whatnot.

But yeah, I'm glad you appreciate our hard work drinking all that ice tea. cool Though it is slightly horrifying to think about how much money I spent on ice tea.
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:42 pm


I definitely understand. Half my Gaia inventory sparkles right now, which is really scary, since I bought most of the DIs/MCs/Cashshops in there. With REAL MONEY. emo

Klempky


Real Horrorshow Groodies

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:45 pm


I don't spend real money on Gaia because I'm an ungrateful little s**t.
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:00 pm


That's not a bad thing.

That's not a bad thing at all.

Klempky


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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:31 pm


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