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Hawk The Wise

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:21 pm


By popular demand. A brand new show coming to a TV screen near you.

It teaches you how to be awesome at everything while at the same time maintaining your hair style.

The show features strong scenes of a sexual nature and the occasional nudity. By occasional i mean always.

Lady Bun Buns as The Call Girl

Hawk The Wise as The Nymphomaniac bird

Who as His usual self x)

Something Invisible as The Psychopatic killer...of eroticism


~Coming July 2010 Order your copies now~



((Inspired by a hilarious facebook conversation))
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:24 pm


Key - Isabelle Bunneh - Bunny/Buns - Danny Kelly - Hawk
Jeffery Lovelace - Psycho/Something Invisible - Jonathan Saltzman - Who


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Jeffery Lovelace lmfaoooo

Danny Kelly I wanna co star!

Isabelle Bunneh LMFAO

Jeffery Lovelace Danny and Izzeh are Co-STARS!

Jonathan Saltzman If you do that..then everyones T.Vs will melt... You can't have that much Hawtness in one Show!

Jeffery Lovelace well it's gonna happen!

Jonathan Saltzman XD I can't wait then!

Danny Kelly Luv it.

Isabelle Bunneh LMAOOO . lszjfds;ljsd ROFLAOO

Jeffery Lovelace It should be like a podcast!

Isabelle Bunneh ♥ I love you guys !!

Jeffery Lovelace biggrin

Isabelle Bunneh whats a podcast? XDD

Jeffery Lovelace it's like a youtube video, or a facebook video, but is like weekly episodes and whatnot

Danny Kelly I love the podcast idea. Me talking in front of a camera for 25 minutes about how damn sexy i am.

Just like every sunday night. Only this time ill be recording it
xD


Isabelle Bunneh I dont have anything thats.. .video recording ish.

WOW GKELLY.

Jeffery Lovelace lollll
Yeah I totally have a webcam, so you should come over izzeh!

Jonathan Saltzman Oh oh oh~ Is I allowed to do it in nothing but a thong and a Brassiere?

Jeffery Lovelace O_o'
We'd have to discuss it with the rest of the cast xD

Danny Kelly Only if i can too ,Jon. lol

Jonathan Saltzman Oooh~ sounds like Fun ^^

Jeffery Lovelace I think it should be an episode!
The whole cast should do it!

Jeffery Lovelace *hint hint* Izzehh ;D

Danny Kelly I declare this the greatest facebook conversation ever

Jonathan Saltzman Red one or Black one... Or maybe I should just be naki!

Danny Kelly ^ go commando dude. all the cool kids are doing it biggrin lol

Jeffery Lovelace lol. Jon, too far.

Jonathan Saltzman Already done XD

Isabelle Bunneh Jesus ! XD

Jeffery Lovelace if you go on naked, you'll get us cancelled!

Jonathan Saltzman Wait.. will there be legal issues with this?

Isabelle Bunneh LMAOOO O OFXSMNS

Danny Kelly Ahh no. We'ill just put a fuzzy black bar over little john. If its censored just enough itll be alright for the kids.

Jeffery Lovelace Yes, yes there will, the FCC, the FDA, and NBC will be on our backs if you go on nudie like

Jonathan Saltzman Your right Bunny~ forget the laws ^^
Isabelle Bunneh HUH? I never said anything ! this is alll you guys. XDD Can I just be the phone girl? Im not coming over to anyones house to record anythinggg!! xD

Jeffery Lovelace D:< hey! you're coming over post-haste!

Jonathan Saltzman >> *throws out 10 pages of script* alright~ phone girl

Danny Kelly Dont worry ive already booked the studio. Theyll try to phtograph us as tasteful as possible x)...

Jeffery Lovelace but what about the live audienceeeeE????E?E?

Jonathan Saltzman There all over 18.. right?

Jeffery Lovelace I cannot guarantee that....

Jonathan Saltzman Well~ They all need to be 18!

Danny Kelly Surrrre they are who.....o.o

The live audience will need to pay admission to see the sexy photo shoot

Isabelle Bunneh I like tasteful (:
Live audience???
IDK, ill make the get an orgy with my voice.
Im good at that, aye? xD

Jonathan Saltzman I'm only 17..will this be a problem?

Isabelle Bunneh OVER 16!! hate that over 18 crap D:

Jonathan Saltzman Yes bunny.. very good ^^

Isabelle Bunneh 16+ i mean..


Isabelle Bunneh Whats good? XD

Jeffery Lovelace Izzy, I'll be the judge of that!
xD
Jon, you're going to have to be on the camera feed, if you're only 17

Danny, looks like we're down 2 crew for the live show o_o

Jonathan Saltzman Sure~ yeah.. over 16 XD

Jonathan Saltzman And You voice is good XD

Danny Kelly 2 crew? ah we'll manage. Imma go order the baby oil for the show anyways.

Isabelle Bunneh Huh? crew? I dont understand ! XD

Jonathan Saltzman XD People working on the show~ Jeff, Danny, you, and me XD

Isabelle Bunneh Hahaha, I can be the girl with the sound effects.

*danny starts pooring the baby oil*
me: ooohhhhYES...pooor is slooooooow, ohhh.
LMAO

Isabelle Bunneh oh .__. *im not a dizt.. im just..hungry so im not focused enough to understand! Im brunette, everyone*

Danny Kelly Im gonna need to set the scene a bit more than that bunny xD
It wont go down too well if its just me staring at the camera fully clothed and pouring baby oil on the floor.

Jonathan Saltzman XD we know~

Jeffery Lovelace It's going to be Danny and I live, Jon on the Webcam, and Izzy on the phone, alright, we have the lineup!
WE SHALL PREMIERE THIS JULY!

Danny Kelly sweet. just a month after me 20th

Jonathan Saltzman YAY! ^^

Isabelle Bunneh LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROFLMAOO


Jeffery Lovelace
biggrin

Isabelle Bunneh Haha we should work on our theme/intro . XD

Jonathan Saltzman Jeff..washing his body in the shower ^^

Danny Kelly This is why im hot - mims

Jeffery Lovelace ............Jon....You're scaring me...

Jonathan Saltzman wat >>

Isabelle Bunneh oh i hate that song, but I guess thats the only one thatll match.

Hahah and our name title cards.

*bunny in a chair with her feet on desk is talking on the phone. Bunny looks up and winks*
BUNNY as PHONE GIRL XD


Isabelle Bunneh
LMFAOOO ROLF ROLF ROLF

Jonathan Saltzman XD oh oh oh~ a segmant where you call random people and do you sexy phone sex voice

Danny Kelly Ill have to glue a shitload of feathers to my body to get the sexy hawk effect

Jeffery Lovelace lol!
I have to be covered in blood.... cause y'know... I'm psycho..

Isabelle Bunneh LMFDAOAOAO
hahahaha OHDANNY XRDD

*ring ring*
chinese man: Ching ching, you call china food town. What you want?

Bunny: ohhhh i want, I NEEEEEDDD some... *whispers* orange chickennn. MAKE IT JUICY, ohgod!

RORLF

Isabelle Bunneh XDDD this isnt sexy anymoreee . XD

Jonathan Saltzman XD I think it is~ course.. I'm strange so >>

Jeffery Lovelace lol cancelled xD

Jonathan Saltzman awww It didn't even get to the first episode

Danny Kelly Orange chicken and a blood soaked psycho. The sexometer just exploded

Isabelle Bunneh ROFLMAO!! why is it cancelled?!@

Jeffery Lovelace It's totally going to come back and get a second season!

Isabelle Bunneh & it will be BIGGER than EVER.

Jeffery Lovelace for publicity reasons, my dear.

Danny Kelly Im Bootlegging the DVD as we speak

Jonathan Saltzman oooh I like big things ;3

Jonathan Saltzman Ooooh sounds like fun ^^ Ill go get my thong and brassier

Jeffery Lovelace just call it a bra. lol.

Isabelle Bunneh LMAOO .

yeah, i know right. BRA. xD
what size are you guys??

Jeffery Lovelace um what? I dun wear a bra!

Danny Kelly B cup.

Jonathan Saltzman -10AAA

Jeffery Lovelace lol....

Jonathan Saltzman T.T I'm so small~ I wish I had big bouncy breast

Isabelle Bunneh YES. I feel like a woman!! XD

Danny Kelly Try the local butchers. Three chicken breasts for a tenner

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Hawk The Wise

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:38 pm


^Genius! x)
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:40 pm


Pffffft, it's easy to be hot, just drench yourself in gasoline and go out for a smoke xp

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:44 pm


should I edit out or names?
or leave it there in case people wants to add us?
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:48 pm


Lady Bun Buns
should I edit out or names?
or leave it there in case people wants to add us?


IDK about psycho or who but i dont mind leaving my name in. =)

Hawk The Wise


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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:51 pm


o-o
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:52 pm


ill ask

lol

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:54 pm


ITS ALL GOOD.
XD

copy and paste..
ugh..
AWAYY!!
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:57 pm


Lady Hikari-chan
o-o


Brace yourself hika. This convo may reveal some things about me that are best left unknown XO
x)

Hawk The Wise


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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:06 pm


Hawk The Wise
Lady Hikari-chan
o-o


Brace yourself hika. This convo may reveal some things about me that are best left unknown XO
x)

O_o
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:11 pm


Elektro7
Pffffft, it's easy to be hot, just drench yourself in gasoline and go out for a smoke xp


nope, in order to be hawt, you must change your name to Xemry and wear teh sexeh pants! 3nodding

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legendary thiefLawli

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:13 pm


XemryXIII
Elektro7
Pffffft, it's easy to be hot, just drench yourself in gasoline and go out for a smoke xp


nope, in order to be hawt, you must change your name to Xemry and wear teh sexeh pants! 3nodding


Tis just a shame yours is XemryXIII
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:22 pm


DONE.
ughhh

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Hawk The Wise

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:23 pm


Lady Bun Buns
DONE.
ughhh


Great work buns. You deserve a promotion x)
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