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Just throw the thing! |
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You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! |
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:51 am
LANCELOT: Have we got bows? ARTHUR: No. LANCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! MONKS: Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem. Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem. Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem. ARTHUR: How does it, uh... how does it work? LANCELOT: I know not, my liege. ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" MAYNARD: Amen. ALL: Amen. ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five! GALAHAD: Three, sir! ARTHUR: Three! [boom]
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:41 pm
And the rabbit, who was naughty in the Lord's eyes, snuffed it.
Amen. surprised
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:43 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:13 pm
wasnt it "three milord" "yes, three"
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:27 pm
sweatdrop i dont rightly remember to be honest ill watch it again
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:36 am
I need the grenade to kill the bunny in the "this guild is dead thread!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:54 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Best part of the movie!
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