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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:52 pm


So it's basically a given I'll be giving this guy a wank and I know the obvious, I'm just not sure about the... Um finer details. Help? Seriously?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:20 pm


A wank? Like uh, a hand job?

LeRaven


Frizzzz

PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:24 pm


Yeah
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:07 pm


1. Wrap hand around d**k.
2. Move hand up and down.
3. Move slowly at first, then faster.
3. AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

*This is assuming he's uncircumcised. :>

Tanyarbles


Frizzzz

PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:14 pm


Tsuki_San
1. Wrap hand around d**k.
2. Move hand up and down.
3. Move slowly at first, then faster.
3. AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

*This is assuming he's uncircumcised. :>


Yeah but how tight? And is it necessary to play around a bit first? And do you wait until they c** or just before? (In which case how are you supposed to know when?) And dry hand? Considering I'll be out at a club, and if I give him a wank, then he pokes me, any chance of getting pregnant?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:11 pm


You should probably just not do it if you're this worried about it.

A Corpse RIP

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Daniclone_23

PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:42 pm


Tsuki_San
1. Wrap hand around d**k.
2. Move hand up and down.
3. Move slowly at first, then faster.
3. AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

*This is assuming he's uncircumcised. :>


Tanya, giving sex advice to minors for other 1 year.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:42 pm


http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/hand-job

or this link might help

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Ythan II
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:02 pm


Didn't you learn this in Twilight.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:17 pm


Frizzzz
Tsuki_San
1. Wrap hand around d**k.
2. Move hand up and down.
3. Move slowly at first, then faster.
3. AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

*This is assuming he's uncircumcised. :>


Yeah but how tight? And is it necessary to play around a bit first? And do you wait until they c** or just before? (In which case how are you supposed to know when?) And dry hand? Considering I'll be out at a club, and if I give him a wank, then he pokes me, any chance of getting pregnant?
You can only get preggo if p***s enters the v****a.

And I don't know how you're going to pull it off exactly at a club but..

I would dance with him first, you know grind up on him get him all excited.

LeRaven


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:36 pm


LeRaven
Frizzzz
Tsuki_San
1. Wrap hand around d**k.
2. Move hand up and down.
3. Move slowly at first, then faster.
3. AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

*This is assuming he's uncircumcised. :>


Yeah but how tight? And is it necessary to play around a bit first? And do you wait until they c** or just before? (In which case how are you supposed to know when?) And dry hand? Considering I'll be out at a club, and if I give him a wank, then he pokes me, any chance of getting pregnant?
You can only get preggo if p***s enters the v****a.

And I don't know how you're going to pull it off exactly at a club but..

I would dance with him first, you know grind up on him get him all excited.


wow, someone hasn't heard of a guy I like to call... JESUS?
Also in scrubs JD got his lady pregnant via AIR STRIKE.

But there's no sperm in precum-- but I wouldn't be trying any pulling out techniques, because you'll ******** it up anyway.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:20 pm


LeRaven
You can only get preggo if p***s enters the v****a.


Incorrect. No giving Frizz bad advice. Semen on the outside of the v****a can make its way all the way to the womb.

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Xahmen

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:39 am


Edge Zero
LeRaven
You can only get preggo if p***s enters the v****a.


Incorrect. No giving Frizz bad advice. Semen on the outside of the v****a can make its way all the way to the womb.

It's true, it'll just eat through the fatty tissue.

ANYWAYS ON TOPIC:

If the guy doesn't smell good "down there" then just leave him alone in general, and if he smells fine consider using your mouth a little bit, the simple act of licking the underside of the tip not only super-lubricates but is enough to turn the guy into putty.
If you're a prude then consider this: you're already giving him a wank after being in a club grinding your a** on him.

Alternate between loose and firm grip, and if the guy is anything like me a loose teasing grasp is the fastest way to "Oh god I can't think straight"-ville.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:26 am


Well here's he scenario, out dancing, will be scoring (making out), hands into pants etc. But if he pokes me and does it before then we're fine, it's if I give him a handjob and he cums, gets it on his hand and pokes me, but should I stop before he does c**? And then also if he goes again after even if he did go before, like I could take a precautionary morning after pill but can you get those unprescribed? Also it'll be 13 days after my last period started, but I only get one every 4 months so far so I dunno if usual ovulation rules apply...

Frizzzz


Streetlight Fights

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:08 am


Wear a female condom if your so worried and can you use proper lingo? Poke = ? How the hell is that possible at a club ?
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