Special Nonsense Contest!!

[Sweetums322]

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Here, you have to answer one of these questions in the most random way!!

1st!) Pick a question you want to answer:

~How far east can you go before you're heading west?
~Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
~At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
~What is Satan's last name?
~Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
~If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
~If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
~Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
~When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
~Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
~Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
~Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butts in football, but not in any other situation?
~Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
~If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

2nd!) After you pick your question, copy it onto your reply, and then answer it in a very random (and funny!) way! Put your imaginations to the test!

Easy, right? ^-^
You can post as many as you like! THIS CONTEST ENDS MARCH 31st!!
At the end, I will pick the best one, and you will get a Owl White Kachina Dancers Wings!! I AM SERIOUS! I will NOT scam you! At the end, I will announce the winner, and I will send them it as a gift!! 3nodding

NO LIE.
I don't do that crap, trust me.
So, make sure you follow Gaia's Rules, and most importantly, have fun with this! ^-^

See you again on March 31st!
~Cassie heart  

[Sweetums322]

NOBODIES PLAYING, SO NEVERMIND!! scream  

[Darknight Silver]

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Cause the people who say "heads up" r evil and sadistic and would love nothing more than 2 cause other people pain. It's either that or they r pirates who need a better view of ur throat in order 2 slit it.

So remember, when someone says duck, hit the deck! xd  

[strawberryn]

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

Once upon a time a long time ago, there once was a pink chocolate covered man. The color pink back then was considered a manly color(yup that is actually true). Wal anywhoo this pink chololate covered man often ate himself. He found that he was quite yummy but he didn't want to keep eating himself or else he would be dead(obviously). So he searched and searched the whole universe to find the source of his chocolateness. Along his way to find the chocolateness, he met an evil king named King Funny. King Funny was not funny. King Funny decided to kill the pink chocolate man because his kingdom, the source of the chocolateness, was running low on chocolate. So while awaiting his death, the pink chocolate man burped. King Funny yelled, "OFF WITH HIS LEGS!" and the pink chocolate man replied, "you can't say that for I no longer have legs!" and the pink chocolate man ate his legs and sighed. They were so yummy. King Funny yelled, "FINE! OFF WITH HIS HANDS!" and the pink chocolate man said, "nope! I have no hands!" and he ate his hands. They were also yummy. King Funny yelled, "FINE!OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" and the pink chocolate man didn't reply because he had already eaten his head. It too was yummy. All that was left of the pink chocolate man was his elbows because he couldn't lick it. King Funny said, "GIVE ME YOUR ELBOWS!" and the elbows came to him. King Funny liked them so much that he decided not to eat it and he named it after himself. He thought it was quite funny. That is how the Funny Bone came to be. burning_eyes  

[Sweetums322]

Ok, I know I said that it was over, but I'll keep it going since people are playing now. Have fun~