Username: Nico Says Things
Character Name: Bákár Burionagonatotorecagageazcoechea
Character Age: Unknown. Some speculate that Bákár's age is 5, due to his childish demeanor, but others believe that he may actually be over 500 years old. Nobody really knows for sure. I'd ask him, but while his English seems to be almost-perfect, he seems to forget how to speak English when you ask him this question. Go figure.
Character Rank: Neonate
Character Skills:
Light, Conjure Water/Food, Minor Telekinesis, Minor Deflect
Paint,
Character Profile: While most often found on all fours, Bákár stands at only 4"7' short. Clearly a strange being, not much is known about his actual background. All we know for sure is that he's not from around here. The best we can figure is that he's from foreign-land and speaks foreign-talk. He just showed up one day, and all he could say was "Ave U Molluscu!" and "Pû Molluscu!" whatever that means. He was dressed in the Overseer's cult robes, so he most likely fought on our side in the war, but we're not really sure, since this is another topic that seems to make him forget English. Don't get me wrong, he seems to have become quite proficient in English since his arrival, he just has a tendency to "forget" whenever it's convenient for him. Weird as the creatures on the ocean floor, it's no wonder he fits in so well around here! Sarcastic and playful, I've personally never seen Bákár angry; I'd try to find out if he has an angry side, but I'm somewhat fearful that behind that cute face rest razor-sharp teeth! Ouch! Oh hey! I can't tell you anything more, Bákár is tugging on my shirt to come play! Haha! Hey! You should come play too! Let's go!
SPECIAL THANKS TO ERIK FOR THE PIC~!
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Update:
Several people have noted Bakar's love for balls. From this, we can only conclude that Bakar really does love balls, as he is always seen playing with them! This leaves us somewhat confused about his sexuality. Is he only attracted to glowing balls, or will he go for other balls? What about girls? One person even claims to have seen Bakar loving a tree! One has to wonder: "Do the balls talk back to Bakar?" and "Did he really... you know..!?" GAH! gonk We'll keep you informed as we stalk this adorably hyper creature!
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Several people have noted Bakar's love for balls. From this, we can only conclude that Bakar really does love balls, as he is always seen playing with them! This leaves us somewhat confused about his sexuality. Is he only attracted to glowing balls, or will he go for other balls? What about girls? One person even claims to have seen Bakar loving a tree! One has to wonder: "Do the balls talk back to Bakar?" and "Did he really... you know..!?" GAH! gonk We'll keep you informed as we stalk this adorably hyper creature!
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