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| funny books |
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65% |
[ 13 ] |
| I like tv |
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 Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:39 am
stare
I just found out you can only edit one part of a post per 'edit'
it's the poll... then the title.. then the post itself.... can't do them all at once..
anyway...
quotes... because it no longer have to be just your favourites... it can be any qoutes that appeals to you.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:48 am
"No woman, white or black, is worth their weight in gold unless she shits diamonds."
-- For Love and Other Demons
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:00 pm
One of my all time favorites, and if you read the books you'll enjoy this.
"Silk!" Garion exclaimed, catching the little man's arm in relief.
"What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.
"Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.
"Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"
"Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.
The old man looked puzzled.
"He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.
Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."
"He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.
From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several
seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.
Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."
"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time," Silk said blithely.
Magician's Gambit, Book three in the Belgariad
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:38 pm
I LOVE DAVID EDDINGS!!!!!!! That is, like, my favorite quote too!!
I just read this out of a book I'm reading for my Sign Language class:
"They may not be 'educated,' but they possess a modicum of common sense. (Or, we should say, uncommon sense.)"
(and yes, that is exactly how it is in the book, word for word)
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:44 pm
one of my favorites is:
'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
John Keats
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:52 am
yeah.. read the whole of Belgariad a couple of years back... I would like to re-read them again but they're all on my Mom's attic... going over there for christmas, so I might ask Mr.Tooshie to have a look-see with me... I don't like attics very much: damp, cold, dusty *sneeze!*
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:04 pm
One time, as a little girl, I saw this woman on the news who was a paraplegic, and she said something that I try to think of whenever I complain about my life-
"Someone will always have it worse then you."
I liked what Einstein also said:
"I do not think about the future, for it comes soon enough."
I also recently heard the Christmas Carol between Louis Armstrong and Velma Middleton and their rendition of "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
(I busted up laughing when I heard this smile
"Take your shoes off Lucy, and let's get juicy!"
Then with Bing Crosby in "Gone Fishing"
"Well I ain't Lazy, I'm just blessed with a lack of ambition." Louis Armstrong
"Well don't blab it around Pops, keep it shady!" Bing Crosby
rofl
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:55 am
I read this from some web page a couple of years ago. It made me laugh so much for some reason... and everytime I say it, my friends starts laughing. Still have no idea why. "Mommy, why doesn't anybody like me?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:41 am
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:00 am
So go on, ask me with a smile
Of ever demanding victory
Something that you think
Could still keep us together
So that I can finally
Say no.
-Allan Sillitoe, Lovers Plea
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:03 am
Poets are vampires
Greedy, vain and vicious.
-Allan Sillitoe, W
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:10 am
My pal came up with this one,
Life is like a messy book, Every page I turn just gets messier and messier.
Here's some of my favourite from www.i-petz.com
all stressed out and no one to choke
I'm desperatly trying to figure out why they gave kamikaze soldiers helmets
Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:02 am
"Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey
"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater."
- Albert Einstein
"Remember that death is not the end, but only a transition."
Dream Theater - Fatal Tragedy
"I'm my own idol now."
- Me (I'm gonna put this as my yearbook quote next year)
"I have a purpose in life. I just don't know what it is yet."
- Me again
"No matter how alarming the sounds from within, you must not peer in."
- Miroku (I love the innuendo here xd )
"It feels so fragile our web of dreams
Yet you could not break its truth, nor tear its seams!"
Machinae Supremacy - Super Steve
"Sir, you appear to be drunk."
"Yes, Ma'am, but in the morning I shall be sober and you shall still be ugly. Good day."
- Winston Churchill
"The only thing you can do is get good at being you."
- Dennis The Menace (Don't laugh, it's a good quote >_>)
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're usually right."
- Henry Ford
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
- "The Doctor"
"I can't be killed, I've got an unbreakable five-game contract!"
- Guybrush Threepwood
"My friends... you bow to no one."
- Aragorn
...Ah, I think that's enough. Sorry, I kind of got carried away with the quotes a little... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:46 pm
"I fell into the darkness and couldn't find the light" game quote, but I like it.
"Are we not all, searching for our cow?" siggie quote.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:41 am
"blindness cuts you off from things, deafness cuts you off from people."-Helen Keller.
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