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In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Xena, a mighty princess... 

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Skillzyo

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:16 am


So Az and I were talking recently and somehow the topic got onto the topic of farming and the time Gabrielle was covered in goat poo in "In Sickness and In Hell". We've decided that by covering herself in the goat poo, she made herself grow.

Now, go back to the episode 'Hooves and Harlots' from season 1. Gabrielle held centaur poo in her hand. This made her hand grow a little. Because her body hadn't been covered in it though, ONLY her hand grew. This made her disproportionate, so she hid her flaw by taking the up the staff.

Our theory is that, after she was covered in goat poo and grew in season 4, she stopped using the staff because she was no longer disproportionate. biggrin

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:50 am


Another point for Sai Gabby.
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Evened proportions ftw!

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Skillzyo

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:31 pm


Even proportions are the only proportions for me!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:20 pm


So, if I were to cover my legs in goat poo, I'd end up with Elle McPherson-esque proportions? If so, I have to find me a goat!

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Skillzyo

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:41 pm


I'm sure horse poo or dog poo will work. Goat poo is just like, the name brand.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:46 pm


I didn't even notice there was a size difference...

LuLuLu


Skillzyo

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:48 pm


There isn't really a size difference. It was just a silly theory. We were just saying she grew because she was covered in goat poo, which was acting as a fertilizer.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:06 pm


nope nope its true. theys really good at hidin it 3nodding if she didnt have her staff she would look half muppet 3nodding

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:21 pm


Ugh. Just look at those hands. mad
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:45 am


If that where the case, then whats the reason behind her eyebrows never matching her hair? Oh wait...thats a bad make up artist XD

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Skillzyo

PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:08 am


Shh... Gabrielle doesn't like to talk about it.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:18 pm


FluffyWuffieBunny
Ugh. Just look at those hands. mad
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yup yup see! 3nodding comPLETELY unpraportionate! one hardly even fits in deh picture! 3nodding

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:30 pm


Elphaba The Green Witch
If that where the case, then whats the reason behind her eyebrows never matching her hair? Oh wait...thats a bad make up artist XD
i thought lotsa peoples hair were like that ninja
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:11 pm


I find it amusing that for the earlier seasons, they consistently called Gabby a blonde, when (at least on my telly) she always looked like a rednut, then they had that episode where they want to make her queen, and burn her alive (can't remember the name.. sweatdrop )and she goes 'Well, I'm really more of a redhead, anyways!"

Well it cracked me up... That's all.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:15 pm


blind faith cool *sniffs and adjusts pants* never fear! pez ish here teh save deh day 3nodding
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