Give a Pick-up Line to the Avi Above You

[Andre Salgado]

@ at dark nebula:
Did you mean "Me encantan tus sandias" (I love your watermelons)

as to the avi above me: If i were super Mario you would be a mushroom, You make me grow.

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[anime_lover_91]

I have a nerf gun, do you want to pump it for me?  

[Andre Salgado]

Hey baby are you a trench because I have a soldier that needs cover.

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[Hawk The Wise]

Do you have another chainsaw in your pants or you just happy to see me? xd  

[Andre Salgado]

Hey hawk you want to wise me ?

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[anime_lover_91]

*looks at kitty slippers*

you don't mind having another p***y to take home tonight, do you?  

[Hawk The Wise]

I'll show you some real magic. Lets head to the bedroom. Lemme just whip out my wand. ;D  

[anime_lover_91]

are you Tuxedo Mask? cause I'm Sailor Moon  

[Andre Salgado]

People call me "sin nº 11" wanna find out why ?

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[Natural Melody]

Excuse me, do I need a library card to check you out?  

[zeckos33995533]

I'm glad it's night out. Because your beauty is blinding me!  

[zeckos33995533]

Wouldn't it be messed up if someone said this though:

'Look at me again and I'll shoot you.'  

[The Bass of Marcie]

You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic- I'll go down on you.  

[zeckos33995533]

Are you a pepper? Because you look hot to me!