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 Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:23 pm
Taken from the about page on venganza.org:
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005.
With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents - mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.
Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god, maker of all. Trees, mountains, and even midgets, for we are all his creations. May he touch us with his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:25 pm
Blasphemy!
Lord Snuggles is all-powerful and will crush this Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:33 pm
Thiin Blasphemy! Lord Snuggles is all-powerful and will crush this Flying Spaghetti Monster! Fool! For the Great Noodly One shall not be crushed, as he is a being of peace.   See? He is all loving. RAmen.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:36 pm
All the easier for Lord Snuggles to destroy.
My Lord is the Cat God of Chaos and Destruction.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:37 pm
Thiin All the easier for Lord Snuggles to destroy. My Lord is the Cat God of Chaos and Destruction. My Lord is the Lord of all. And you know, immortal. RAmen.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:39 pm
Professional Lunatic Thiin All the easier for Lord Snuggles to destroy. My Lord is the Cat God of Chaos and Destruction. My Lord is the Lord of all. And you know, immortal. RAmen. Read the Book of Snuggles in the Cult of Snuggles thread and you will understand that He is a God-slayer among other things.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:44 pm
Thiin Professional Lunatic Thiin All the easier for Lord Snuggles to destroy. My Lord is the Cat God of Chaos and Destruction. My Lord is the Lord of all. And you know, immortal. RAmen. Read the Book of Snuggles in the Cult of Snuggles thread and you will understand that He is a God-slayer among other things. As modern and past religion have shown, more followers makes the cult better. RAmen.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:48 pm
Professional Lunatic Thiin Professional Lunatic Thiin All the easier for Lord Snuggles to destroy. My Lord is the Cat God of Chaos and Destruction. My Lord is the Lord of all. And you know, immortal. RAmen. Read the Book of Snuggles in the Cult of Snuggles thread and you will understand that He is a God-slayer among other things. As modern and past religion have shown, more followers makes the cult better. RAmen. At least I shall be safe when He Awakens to cleanse the world.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:50 pm
Thiin Professional Lunatic Thiin Professional Lunatic Thiin All the easier for Lord Snuggles to destroy. My Lord is the Cat God of Chaos and Destruction. My Lord is the Lord of all. And you know, immortal. RAmen. Read the Book of Snuggles in the Cult of Snuggles thread and you will understand that He is a God-slayer among other things. As modern and past religion have shown, more followers makes the cult better. RAmen. At least I shall be safe when He Awakens to cleanse the world. Peanut Butter. RAmen.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:27 pm
I love it! I'm in!
Let the Snuggle-noodlie war....BEGIN!!!
RAmen. *bows head into plate of speggetie*
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:46 pm
Let the FSM be with all of you
let his noodly appendages bless us all
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:31 pm
Irish Orchid Let the FSM be with all of you let his noodly appendages bless us all Indeed! may I kiss your ring! lol RAmen
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:50 pm
Hidan: Ha! Jashin is God and will over power all of you!! He is a God of pain and suffering and immortality!! Muahahaha! >: D
Me: Over doing it just a little Hidan.... >_> WHat ever happened to just worshiping God and Jesus?.....
Hidan: Those are just foolish stories to fool you, any wise person would follow in the path of Jashin! D :<
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:51 pm
 Let us pray to his greatness
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:23 pm
Many people say that his noodly greatness doesnt exist because humans invented spaghetti, but here is the real story
In the 12 century, his noodly greatness decided that humans could create noodle to represent him, if they, in turn worshiped him and everything noodly.
Once he found a human that would do this, He zapped the recipe into the head of the italian cook, the cook then made the noodle and he forever worshiped them.
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