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 Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:26 pm
For all of you people who don't know what an FML is let me explain.
FML stands for "F*ck My Life"
Heres a few examples.
Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the balls. FML
So if you find any good ones post them up here for the world to see.
Oh and if you have any of your own feel free to post them here
That is all
-Noah
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:41 pm
((This one made me lose all faith in humanity))
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:45 pm
Here's one:
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:56 pm
Another one:
Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:59 pm
This one made me lol.
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of only two weeks. As we were dancing, another woman grabbed my a** from behind me and squeezed. I yelped and turned around to see my mother as the culprit. My girlfriend punched her. I found out my mother is a Cougar and my girl has a mean right hook. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:04 pm
((LOL!))
Today, after a party, I brought my girlfriend of three months to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:10 pm
((this one is made by myself))
So, I came home from work today to greet my wife and little girl. My daughter keeps asking, "Mommy, where's that man? The man upstairs mommy!" So, assuming she was cheating on me, I yelled, went to a strip club... turns out, my daughter had just finished watching Snow White: the mirror on our bedroom door looks like the mirror in the movie... so when she was saying, "Mommy, where's the man in the mirror?" and "The man upstairs"... she was talking about the mirror. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:13 pm
((This reminds me of my dad XD))
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgewise for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:33 pm
((Ah men and women are funny))
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:52 pm
((A personal favorite of mine. I feel sorry for this poor man))
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching TV, randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited she says to me "Just Joking". FML
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