DEATH be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so,
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so,
It looks like you've been fortunate enough to stumble upon me thread- the very best thread of this whole scurvy guild. Once again, your good ol' Capn Zenith is recuitin' sailors for
CAPTAIN ZENITH'S CREW OF PIRATE WENCHES
PREPARE TO BE BROADSIDED
A thread for the luls.
You lubbers have any questions for your leader?
Q- What will we be doin' here, captain?
A- Listen closely! All I ask of you in that you dress in your most spotty pirate garb and speak the language. We'll be havin' grog swillin', booty grabbin', knife fightin', plank walkin', keel haulin', arse penetratin'... uh, sorry. Your captain gets distracted sometimes...
WE'LL BE HAVING A GOOD TIME YOU SONS OF BISCUIT EATERS
The more haggard ye look the better. You'll be in your nautical best- which is to say NOT VERY MUCH
Q- Why would we do that?
A- OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT YOUR CAPTAIN ASKED IT OF YE (5 LASHED FOR INSUBORDINATION NOW SHINE ME HEELS), our crew will sail the seven seas in search of unsuspectin' ships. We'll broadside'em, have our way with the sailors and take the treasure for our own!
Rules (ay' there be rules, but they're more like guidelines...)
1. Talk like a pirate.
2. Act like a pirate. Pirate dress ENCOURAGED.
3. Be a girl. (If you have a p***s and you post here, you will be raped, stripped of your gold and other treasures, and likely maimed.)
4. Don't take any of this seriously. It's all in good fun.
5. Stay on topic- please no random chatter or pic posting. (Or at least keep it to a minimum.)
6. Ninjas welcome- they're loaded.
NOW POST OR ELSE YOU'LL BE DOING THE BOSONS JIG SOON ENOUGH
pirate
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill ME.
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill ME.
