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 Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:01 am
M'kay, Yesterday I was on the computer minding my own business when the phone rang. There are no phones downstairs, ((smart idea? I think not)) so I ran upstairs to go get it. I got the phone and tripped all the way down the stairs. I literally fell flat on my back and started falling down the stairs. It wouldn't of been that bad if the speaker phone wasnt on and the lady on the other side was having a heart attack. I think she thought something bad happened to me, after I stopped crying five minutes later she asked if I my dad was home. I was like no call back around seven.
When I called my mom and told her about this she laughed. sad I could of some how killed myself and she laughed.
Anyway's discuss:
Weird stories.
My pain. gonk
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:39 pm
i'm sorry but thats funny rofl
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:14 pm
it your fault if you didn't want to get laughed at u shouldn't have posted it lol
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:26 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:10 pm
but i don't have a story that can match that one.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:32 pm
bump_whitey2 but i don't have a story that can match that one. I have atleast 20 more.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:40 pm
Ebony Beauty bump_whitey2 but i don't have a story that can match that one. I have atleast 20 more. really, tell me more i need a good laugh. lol
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:13 pm
bump_whitey2 Ebony Beauty bump_whitey2 but i don't have a story that can match that one. I have atleast 20 more. really, tell me more i need a good laugh. lol [Cruel. xp
Anyway, I'm always terrified when it comes to falling down (or up -_-; ) stairs. I've never fallen flat on my back though. My heart might just stop if that happens. I did fall down the stairs in school though. sweatdrop Just a few stairs. And I never wore those shoes again, LOL.
Has anyone seen the commercial where the kid is so sure he's got the car in reverse and is looking back over the seat thinking he's pulling out of the driveway...but *hoshit!* the car is in drive and he smashes right into the garage?
Ermyea...that's totally me. That would happen to me; I'm surprised it hasn't already happened. But that's the type of s**t my life's made of. I about keeled over in tears laughing when I saw that commercial; I was like, "Mom...that would SO happen to me." We both laughed for a good 2 minutes, just because that's how I am; I'm ditzy sometimes. xp But I'm the type who has a laugh and moves on with life. If I survived it, 7.5 times out of 10 I can laugh about it later. biggrin ]
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:29 pm
can you walk and chew gum w/o choking domokun
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:11 pm
Yeah.. I think I am one of the clumsiest people... Uh like the other day, I tackled my friend and I ran my head straight into the door frame... needless to say, I was rolling on the ground half crying, half laughing... About 2 weeks ago I jumped over the dog gate thing... and missed... and fell on it... then hit a table, and a glass candle holder fell from the table and broke over my head... It was amazing. My mother didn't think so. smile
But I think that's funny.... Im sorry it hurt though! <3
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:50 pm
Disruptive Yeah.. I think I am one of the clumsiest people... Uh like the other day, I tackled my friend and I ran my head straight into the door frame... needless to say, I was rolling on the ground half crying, half laughing... About 2 weeks ago I jumped over the dog gate thing... and missed... and fell on it... then hit a table, and a glass candle holder fell from the table and broke over my head... It was amazing. My mother didn't think so. smile
But I think that's funny.... Im sorry it hurt though! <3 wow that is amazing, you need a plastic bubble or somethin
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:49 am
xd
I'm glad I'm not the only other clumsy person in the guild, it seems as if some of you have it worse than me.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:26 am
Disruptive Yeah.. I think I am one of the clumsiest people... Uh like the other day, I tackled my friend and I ran my head straight into the door frame... needless to say, I was rolling on the ground half crying, half laughing... About 2 weeks ago I jumped over the dog gate thing... and missed... and fell on it... then hit a table, and a glass candle holder fell from the table and broke over my head... It was amazing. My mother didn't think so. smile
But I think that's funny.... Im sorry it hurt though! <3 [That reminds me of those Vonage commercials. They show people making dumb mistakes and then play that annoying "Whoo-hoo" song. xd
I think you definitely beat me in the clumsiness department, hun. razz ]
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:25 am
you know, the one time i slip and fall while doing something is the last time i ever do it. i slipped on the ice once after a snowstorm when i was 7. never slipped and fell again.
but i did walk into a pole this one time. it was kinda scary, because the pole was bent (i don't know, don't ask), and i was talking to my friend, and i was looking at her while i was talking, and the pole was leaning across the sidewalk. i never stood a chance - walked smack into the pole, forehead first!
i was supposed to be on my way to day camp, but i turned around, and went right back home, and stayed there for 2 days - not because i was hurt, but from sheer embarrassment. rolleyes
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