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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:02 pm
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hitler would be the son of hades
hitler i think would be a son of eris, not hades, hades was not evil, he was just cold, and people thought he was evil because he was king of the underworld and lord of the dead

Or he could possible be the Son of Ares.


xD okay, lets make a compromise ((since they are both EPIC candidates for hitler's parent)) ... lets just say Ares and Hades had one too many drinks from Dionysus and well.... you can probably guess the rest XD


O_o X_X OH WERE IS MY GAGE BAG!!!! NO WAY ON EARTH DID THAT HAPPEN!!!! If any god/goddess was unlucky enought to have Hitler as a child and they would be unlucky it would be Erise and some other poor unforchent soal. And i bet they shook their head in shame when they seen what happen.  
PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:31 pm
I'm a little uncomfortable assigning divine parentage to mortal personages, but here's my theories:

Socrates - built by Eris, with Athena's help.
Amelia Earhart - daughter of Hermes.
Leonardo da Vinci - built by Hephaistos, with Athena's help.
Adolf Hitler - joint project between Eris and Momos.
Perez Hilton - son of Momos and Pheme.
Albert Einstein - born from the head of Athena.
Genghis Khan - son of Ares.
Angelina Jolie - daughter of Aphrodite and Adonis. Shut up, it's so true.  

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:30 pm
I'd say that just about everyone is a descendent of Zeus, because he was doing it with just about every girl he saw.  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:41 pm
Every girl? You're being too narrow.  

Erosphoros


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:17 am
Are you sugesting that zeus did every girl and a few guys on he side.......I can actully see that.  
PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:26 am
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Are you sugesting that zeus did every girl and a few guys on he side.......I can actully see that.

Have you never heard of Ganymedes, dear huntress?  

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:29 am
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Are you sugesting that zeus did every girl and a few guys on he side.......I can actully see that.

Have you never heard of Ganymedes, dear huntress?

I cant say that i have. Ahh Ganymedes Zeus lover and cup bearer to the gods.  
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