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Bleagwuh rolled 5 12-sided dice:
3, 8, 7, 9, 2
Total: 29 (5-60)
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:18 pm
Quote: I'm having too much fun with this dice thing...I'll know if you don't reply to this. >8D !!!!! 15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 50 people in this world hate you so much they would die killing you. 2. At least 15 people in this world "love" you in some perverted way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever love you is because they want to take your money. 4. A frown from you can bring happiness to anyone, especially if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about your head on a burning stick before they go to sleep. 6. You mean 15 whole dollars to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be dead. 8. You are special and unique, just like everyone else. 9. The person you love doesn't know you exist. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, you get fired. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: it's actually sneaking around behind your back spreading nasty rumors. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you are right. 13. Always hold grudges. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know (especially if you hate them!). 15. If you have a great friend, take advantage of them. A Minute: They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to realize that they actually suck. Take the time .. to live, and pay your taxes so the Feds can get rich. Send this letter to all the people you have the email adresses of, regardless of who they are. If you do so, You will certainly be mocked beyond all recognition. This is what we like to call spam.
A message (/meh saj/) from the Tofu: This topic has been made the official #1 Yay-Topic of this guild, due to the fact that's it better than other chainmails!
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:31 pm
And once again, you make me laugh.
It's like my government class (the spam-like mentality), only..... Intelligent.
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Wordstreamer~Nifty Fairy~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:05 pm
Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:17 pm
Bleagwuh Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off. NO LASER EYES UNTIL YOU BECOME HOLY!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Wordstreamer~Nifty Fairy~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:39 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off. NO LASER EYES UNTIL YOU BECOME HOLY! The only holy man I know is NiBu. He's a saint. A heathen-like saint. And Dylan, but he's something even stranger. But, he supported me on the sickle-cell anemia!
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:43 pm
You can get laser eyes if you're not holy. You can be anti-holy, in fact: The anti-Jesus has laser eyes.
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Wordstreamer~Nifty Fairy~ Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:18 pm
Bleagwuh You can get laser eyes if you're not holy. You can be anti-holy, in fact: The anti-Jesus has laser eyes. So noted.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:52 pm
Wordstreamer Bleagwuh You can get laser eyes if you're not holy. You can be anti-holy, in fact: The anti-Jesus has laser eyes. So noted. He killed the photographer. *mourns*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:52 pm
Wordstreamer Thatlatu Bleagwuh Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off. NO LASER EYES UNTIL YOU BECOME HOLY! The only holy man I know is NiBu. He's a saint. A heathen-like saint. And Dylan, but he's something even stranger. But, he supported me on the sickle-cell anemia! I know a bunch of holy people. There's beano, me, Andrea (some random girl I don't really know who can play a piccollo), derek's sister (she's a god, in fact), Bo (he's a wookie!), NiAlBu, and I'll come up with more later.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:15 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Wordstreamer Thatlatu Bleagwuh Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off. NO LASER EYES UNTIL YOU BECOME HOLY! The only holy man I know is NiBu. He's a saint. A heathen-like saint. And Dylan, but he's something even stranger. But, he supported me on the sickle-cell anemia! I know a bunch of holy people. There's beano, me, Andrea (some random girl I don't really know who can play a piccollo), derek's sister (she's a god, in fact), Bo (he's a wookie!), NiAlBu, and I'll come up with more later. You think you know holy people? My dad looks like Jesus, but he's secretly half-Satan/half-alien. Trust me on that one. blaugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:17 pm
Hey, how is it that I was able to post in a guild thread if I'm not yet a member? sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:01 pm
Tree_Beatle_Maiden Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Wordstreamer Thatlatu Bleagwuh Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off. NO LASER EYES UNTIL YOU BECOME HOLY! The only holy man I know is NiBu. He's a saint. A heathen-like saint. And Dylan, but he's something even stranger. But, he supported me on the sickle-cell anemia! I know a bunch of holy people. There's beano, me, Andrea (some random girl I don't really know who can play a piccollo), derek's sister (she's a god, in fact), Bo (he's a wookie!), NiAlBu, and I'll come up with more later. You think you know holy people? My dad looks like Jesus, but he's secretly half-Satan/half-alien. Trust me on that one. blaugh ME TOO! Wait... You're not my long lost daughter who I had in a past life during which I looked exactly the same as I do now, are you?!?!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:02 pm
Tree_Beatle_Maiden Hey, how is it that I was able to post in a guild thread if I'm not yet a member? sweatdrop Public guild! If it weren't a public guild, less people would be drawn in by it's...stuff.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:26 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Tree_Beatle_Maiden Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Wordstreamer Thatlatu Bleagwuh Well good, because when I get my laser-eyes maybe I won't toast your head off. NO LASER EYES UNTIL YOU BECOME HOLY! The only holy man I know is NiBu. He's a saint. A heathen-like saint. And Dylan, but he's something even stranger. But, he supported me on the sickle-cell anemia! I know a bunch of holy people. There's beano, me, Andrea (some random girl I don't really know who can play a piccollo), derek's sister (she's a god, in fact), Bo (he's a wookie!), NiAlBu, and I'll come up with more later. You think you know holy people? My dad looks like Jesus, but he's secretly half-Satan/half-alien. Trust me on that one. blaugh ME TOO! Wait... You're not my long lost daughter who I had in a past life during which I looked exactly the same as I do now, are you?!?! Oh my goddess! surprised I knew my dad had a secret brother! (He was, tragically, born into a family with three older female siblings. cry ) Oh, Thatlatu, that would make me your niece! *breaks down into tears*
WAIT! eek
You know what this makes my dog? Your long-lost, imaginary brother's wife's daughter's unrelated cousin's (my mom was adopted, you see rolleyes ) old pug! ninja Thrice removed.
And to think we met online after all these years. *shakes head in soap opera fashion*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:58 am
Tree_Beatle_Maiden Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Tree_Beatle_Maiden Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Wordstreamer The only holy man I know is NiBu. He's a saint. A heathen-like saint. And Dylan, but he's something even stranger. But, he supported me on the sickle-cell anemia! I know a bunch of holy people. There's beano, me, Andrea (some random girl I don't really know who can play a piccollo), derek's sister (she's a god, in fact), Bo (he's a wookie!), NiAlBu, and I'll come up with more later. You think you know holy people? My dad looks like Jesus, but he's secretly half-Satan/half-alien. Trust me on that one. blaugh ME TOO! Wait... You're not my long lost daughter who I had in a past life during which I looked exactly the same as I do now, are you?!?! Oh my goddess! surprised I knew my dad had a secret brother! (He was, tragically, born into a family with three older female siblings. cry ) Oh, Thatlatu, that would make me your niece! *breaks down into tears*
WAIT! eek
You know what this makes my dog? Your long-lost, imaginary brother's wife's daughter's unrelated cousin's (my mom was adopted, you see rolleyes ) old pug! ninja Thrice removed.
And to think we met online after all these years. *shakes head in soap opera fashion* Or maybe your father died during labour, and was then not only brought back to life, but reincarnated as a crazy long-hair in Ithaca, NY who later moved to Portland, Oregon because of family crap, and met you only because he randomly ran into bean, and he was bored enough to go through bean's guild list looking for interesting guilds, then he started posting stuff that came to the attention of the moerators, and you randomly PMed him because you could tell he was so awesome, and now, the family is reunited at last!
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