Most Ridiculous HP Book Plot *GAME*

[Fumetsu Hime]

Think of a ridiculous/funny plot for a new Harry Potter book.

Example: Harry and the Mall Quest!

Harry and Voldemort decide to make a bet. The first person to get those really cute shoes at the mall wins! If Harry wins, Voldemort has to give up and be sent to Azkaban. If Voldemort wins, he controls the wizarding world and Harry becomes his slave.

It's a bad example I know, so try and get a better one!

*** If you make a fanfiction that would help ***

Best plot wins a prize!!!  

[ScottieBears MiaKitty]

Harry Potter and the Attack of the Muggles!

A wizard is recorded doing magic and the entire muggle community finds out before the ministry, who has been so distracted trying to stop Voldemort, finds out! Suddenly the entire world is thrown into a remake of the witch trials on a much larger scale, as the muggles struggle to rid the world of the wizarding menace and the wizards try to stop the muggles without having to resort to violence. It is discovered that the entire thing is an elaborate move made by Voldemort to prove how stupid and vile muggles are so that he can further his movement of hatred, and Harry must stop him while convincing the muggles that wizards and witches aren't so evil.

Wow that was not supposed to be that long, sorry!