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 Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:22 pm
bombing for peace is like f*****g for virginity
drowning a fish
throwing a bird off a cliff
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:04 pm
A text I got...
1When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4 . When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end.
‘Why?’ you may ask;
‘Because you are my friend.’
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
luck is like Diarrhea--- you never know when you'll get it!
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:34 pm
My name is FAN. stands for For. Another. Neck. Which means I will kill a hawk by throwing it down the mountain.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:25 pm
Weirdest thing ever:
Holy Donkey Doo. eek
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:41 am
OK here goes: im a frend of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends frend. I just wanted to say that frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends of ur frends frend said u were hot. Just wanted to tell u!!
I am serious this was commented on my profile. I deleted it. When i investigated it was true he was my frends frends frends ect frend. And when i asked the frend he admitted to saying i was hot!!!
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:17 pm
weirdest thing i ever heard?
that would have to be my brother cussing a girl out. yes a 10 yr old.
girl"aidan ur a ******** u, u ******** dead rat"
G:"that doesnt even make sense u moron!"
H: "reminds me of ur ******** a** wipe!"
G:wat the hell?
H:ur ******** pink ******** llama is in hell"
G:wat the ******** YOU U LITTLE RAT FACE!
G biggrin UDE UR SUCH A MORON!
MY MOM:AIDAN TIME FOR UR BUBLLE BATH!
H:O_O
G:*CRACKS UP!
H:MOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SUCK A HOTDOG!
G:O_O
MOM;YOUNG MAN GET UR LLAMA a** IN HERE!
G:now i know where u get it from
yes my family tends to use the word llama alot. and i was watching this fight right next to him in our backyard. girl was our neighbor and had thrown her ball in our yard by accident. then she moved away!
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:41 pm
the weirdes thing i've heard *thinks* hmmm.
yesterday i triped over a cordless phone!
i called my friend to get her cell number
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:35 pm
winterviolet62 weirdest thing i ever heard? that would have to be my brother cussing a girl out. yes a 10 yr old. girl"aidan ur a ******** u, u ******** dead rat" G:"that doesnt even make sense u moron!" H: "reminds me of ur ******** a** wipe!" G:wat the hell? H:ur ******** pink ******** llama is in hell" G:wat the ******** YOU U LITTLE RAT FACE! G biggrin UDE UR SUCH A MORON! MY MOM:AIDAN TIME FOR UR BUBLLE BATH! H:O_O G:*CRACKS UP! H:MOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SUCK A HOTDOG! G:O_O MOM;YOUNG MAN GET UR LLAMA a** IN HERE! G:now i know where u get it from yes my family tends to use the word llama alot. and i was watching this fight right next to him in our backyard. girl was our neighbor and had thrown her ball in our yard by accident. then she moved away! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:30 pm
I just finished this conversation:
A biggrin on't dis hobos, I'm a hobo!
B: Oooh! your like a rich hobo cuz you have internet access!
A: You bet your sweet a** I am!
B: Oooh do you sleep on cashmere newspapers and silk magazines?
A: Yes and I have a golden piss can
B: Do you get dental?
A: Yup
B: OMG I WANT THAT JOB!
xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:41 pm
In an Easter Egg bumping forum i just happened to be bumping in.
someone: I have an egg lodged in my asscrack..
Could you be so kind as to remove it for me?
me: wow.
wonder how it got there...
O.o
Someone else: SOMEONE tried to hatch it.
that leads me to..
tip#1) Dont be so curious as to what mating with the Easter Bunny will result in.
O.O i was a bit disturbed...
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:41 pm
Werdist thing I've ever heard............
Dr.octagonapus
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:46 pm
P1: *pokes in shoulder*
P2: =pokes in tymmy=
p2: timmy*
p2: bah get some fat on ya, I keep missing your tummy! >: o
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:57 pm
the grunge is the hotest girl u'll ever see!
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:12 am
hahahhaahhahahha funny lol
i live in weird but cant think of anything right now...
exclaim stressed evil
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:22 pm
I"ve seen santa on July!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that isnt that random but still im bord =_=.....
EVERYONE LIKES SWEETZ!!!!!!!!!!! COOKIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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