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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:40 am
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Ray Kowalski: You know, Fraser, when they offered me this assignment, they made it sound kind of normal. They say, "Hey, Ray, here's a chance to start over, ditch the past." "What's the catch?" I say. "Oh, your partner's Canadian." Canadian? I got nothing against Canadians, except for the time when they won the World Series. Benton Fraser: Two times. Ray Kowalski: Which I'm willing to overlook. Benton Fraser: Thank you. Ray Kowalski: But at no time did they say, "you'll be working with a Mountie who's got a wolf that's a florist". -From Due South
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:44 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:56 am
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Roy: [answers phone] Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Ugh, OK, well the button on the side, is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Erm, the button turns it on. Yeah, you... you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes. Moss: [answers other phone] Hello, IT. Yeah-ha. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Roy: [still on phone] No, there you go. No, there you go. I just heard it come on. No no, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past? Moss: [still on phone] See. the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory... Hello? [puts phone down] Roy: [still on phone] Oh really? Really? Well, why don't you come down here and make me, then? What? You think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! [hangs up phone] Roy: That told her -From The IT Crowd
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:57 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:38 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:18 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:10 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:11 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:19 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:31 pm
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Jen: [Moss has a small plastic box with a flashing light] What is it? Moss: This, Jen, is the Internet. Jen: What? Moss: That's right. Jen: This is the Internet? The whole Internet? Moss: Yep. I asked for a loan of it so that you could use it in your speech. Jen: It's so small. Moss: That's one of the surprising things about it. Jen: Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything. Moss: It's wireless. Jen: Oh, yes, everything's wireless nowadays, isn't it... yeah. So, I can really use it in my speech? What if someone needs it? Moss: Oh, no, no, people will still be able to go online and everything. It will still work. Jen: Oh, good, good... Moss: I tell you, you present this to the shareholders and you will get quite the response. Jen: Can I touch it? It's so light! Moss: Of course it is, Jen. The Internet doesn't weigh anything. Jen: No, of course it doesn't. [laughs nervously] Roy: Hey! What is Jen doing with the Internet? Jen: Moss said I could use it for my speech. Roy: Are you insane? What if she drops it? Jen: I won't drop it, I'll look after it. Roy: No. No, no, no, no, Jen. No, this needs to go straight back to Big Ben. Jen: Big Ben? Moss: Yep. It goes on top of Big Ben. That's where you get the best reception. ... Moss: Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help. Jen: Wait a minute. The "Elders of the Internet"? The Elders of the Internet know who I am? You've got to let me have it! Roy: No, Jen, I'm sorry. It's just too risky. Jen: Oh, please, Roy! Roy: Well... Moss, has it been completely demagnetised? Moss: By Stephen Hawking himself. Who sends his congratulations, by the way. Roy: Well, if it's okay with The Hawk...
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:56 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:55 pm
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