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Pineapple Hero Tales
Without a evil posse to help his plan Lord Fauku paced back and forth.
"Uh... so, what are we doing?" Yennon said glaring at Fauku through the bars.
"I'm devising a new plan..." Fauku said coming to a pause in his pacing.
"Have you got one yet? 4laugh " Tragic said in a cute like voice.
"Well, I can kill you and throw you into a river because the ocean is a bit to far to go to from here. Or I can kill you and bury you in my back yard or just pile some rocks on you, since I don't have a yard." Fauku said straightening his Pineapple Hat.
"Wait! Why do we have to die?! stare " Pineapple Hero asked.
"Well, how do I know you wont come back and kill me?! I have to beat you to the punch! neutral "
"He does have a point Dork." Yennon said nudging Pineapple Hero.
Then a small musically tone could be heard. It sounded kinda like Bringing Sexy back. Fauku took out his cell phone.
"Excuse me, I need to take this." He picked it up.
"Why is he excusing himself?" Koro looked at Tragic who shrugged.
"Sir! I have important information!" Duke said when just at the moment something came crashing through the front gate.
"I'm a little busy at the moment Duke..." Fauku said looking at the hummer that just came busting though the front door. A woman jumped out.
"HaHA! It is I! Utena Tenjou! I have come to save the captured hero's and prove who's the rightful hero in this town!
vote for me!" Utena was then crushed by Kitten and Kimmy who fell from the hummer. Kimmy dazed from the crash had knocked down Kitten hitting Kitten's head on the ground.
"Sir, Utena Tenjou is on her way there!" Duke yelled to Fauku.
"You're a little late for that info..." Fauku slowly walked to the bunch.
"Sorry Sir, I couldn't get reception. Damn Verizon hasn't risen the bar in this area!! scream " Duke screamed.
"Uhhh... " Kimmy was passed out on the floor.
"Get the hell off me both of you! Your ruining my new suit! scream " Utena said trying to push the pair off. Just then the air bags popped open in the hummer.
"Some rescue... stare " Yennon said leaning back against the wall.
"Well... What will I be doing with all of you? Would you like to join the others?" Fauku said crossing his arms.
"Well I'll be giving you the beating of a lifetime once I get up! scream " Utena said squirming under the weight of her crew.
"Well I'll just throw you in... Where did they go?! scream " Fauku rushed into the cell that was now empty. Just then a apple rolled into the cell and hit Fauku's feet. Fauku looked up and saw Angel locking the door.
"WAIT!!
My apple fell in the cage!! We have to open it and save it!" Adie pushed herself against the bars like she was trying to morph through them. She wasn't even close to catching it.
"Mayor, leave the apple and lets go." Angel said trying to pull her away.
"It will be lonely with out me!! " Adie said.
Fauku reached out to grab mayor Adie when Pineapple Hero pulled her back.
"Darn it... stare " He said picking up the apple and taking a bite out of it.
"Nooo! gonk " Adie gazed in defeat. She had lost the apple...
"Our stuff please." Pineapple Hero said. Fuaku removed all their belongings and handed them back.
"Someone grab one of these guys and lets leave." Yennon said holding a dazed Kimmy, as Adie sobbed in a little pathetic heap on the floor.
"Come on Mayor, once we get home I'll make you cherry berry pie to celebrate the rescue!" Angel said.
"Why the hell didnt you say so earlier!
" Adie ran past everyone and towards the new exit made by Utena when she came to a halt.
A woman with black hair covering her eyes stood there.
"Such a pitty." She said looking to Fauku stuck in a cage.
"Master... we have no reason to stop here." a man looked to the Hero's with disgust.
"But we do Mr.Walrus. If you can see, Our next target is here." The woman pointed to Pineapple Hero.
"Sammy! scream Why the hell did you run off with out me!" Another woman approached. She looked at Tragic. "Pft! Get a look at what that chicks wearing." The woman looked the complete opposite of Tragic.
"What are you talking about, you are like the Bizzaro-Tragic." Yennon said.
"Whatever lady, I don't look like that. Rio-san can we leave please? We are expected." The woman grabbed onto Rio.
"Yes Spiral, I only wanted to see them once." Rio said turning around. Sammy looked at everyone once more and followed behind Rio.
"What the hell?" Pineapple Hero said.
"Well what are we waiting for! Cherry Berry pie is calling us!" Adie said running out the door.
"Isnt anyone the least bit concerned about this?
" Pineapple Hero asked.
"We have to hurry! Griffy needs his nap or he'll get very cwanky!" Yennon said.
"Was it just me Koro or did that Sammy have a nice butt! 4laugh " Tragic said giggling to a blushing Koro. They both dragged the dazed Kitten and Kimmy out the door.
"I for one am very concerned." Utena said.
"I would be to... " Fauku said laughing sinisterly.
"Rio-san! It's much too cold here!" Spiral said trying to wrap herself in her shawl.
"I agree. Why did we take this job?" Sammy said.
"Well Mr.Walrus, Why don't we heat things up a bit here? The snow simply just wont do." Rio lifted a glowing scepter that began to shine like the sun. The snow began to slowly melt.
***Back at Sea***
"I think I see land!" Air said pointing off in the distance.
"My love!? eek " Fanboy rushed to the side of the boat.
"It is! It is land!" Air said rowing the boat as fast as she could to shore.
They approached a Tiny island.
"Is this your home?" Air said getting out and staring into a jungle.
"No... This is not where my love is. We will need to keep going." Fanboy began to push the boat out to sea.
"Hey wait we should at least see if there is food!" Air said pulling the boat back.
"But my love! gonk " Fanboy pushed.
"I'm hungry! scream " Air pulled.
"I could live for miles on just my love!" Fanboy said falling into the boat crying.
"Fine! You stay and I'll find food. You no good... stare " Air marched off into the jungle, mumbling.
"Be strong my love! " Fanboy sobbed.
"Uh... so, what are we doing?" Yennon said glaring at Fauku through the bars.
"I'm devising a new plan..." Fauku said coming to a pause in his pacing.
"Have you got one yet? 4laugh " Tragic said in a cute like voice.
"Well, I can kill you and throw you into a river because the ocean is a bit to far to go to from here. Or I can kill you and bury you in my back yard or just pile some rocks on you, since I don't have a yard." Fauku said straightening his Pineapple Hat.
"Wait! Why do we have to die?! stare " Pineapple Hero asked.
"Well, how do I know you wont come back and kill me?! I have to beat you to the punch! neutral "
"He does have a point Dork." Yennon said nudging Pineapple Hero.
Then a small musically tone could be heard. It sounded kinda like Bringing Sexy back. Fauku took out his cell phone.
"Excuse me, I need to take this." He picked it up.
"Why is he excusing himself?" Koro looked at Tragic who shrugged.
"Sir! I have important information!" Duke said when just at the moment something came crashing through the front gate.
"I'm a little busy at the moment Duke..." Fauku said looking at the hummer that just came busting though the front door. A woman jumped out.
"HaHA! It is I! Utena Tenjou! I have come to save the captured hero's and prove who's the rightful hero in this town!
vote for me!" Utena was then crushed by Kitten and Kimmy who fell from the hummer. Kimmy dazed from the crash had knocked down Kitten hitting Kitten's head on the ground."Sir, Utena Tenjou is on her way there!" Duke yelled to Fauku.
"You're a little late for that info..." Fauku slowly walked to the bunch.
"Sorry Sir, I couldn't get reception. Damn Verizon hasn't risen the bar in this area!! scream " Duke screamed.
"Uhhh... " Kimmy was passed out on the floor.
"Get the hell off me both of you! Your ruining my new suit! scream " Utena said trying to push the pair off. Just then the air bags popped open in the hummer.
"Some rescue... stare " Yennon said leaning back against the wall.
"Well... What will I be doing with all of you? Would you like to join the others?" Fauku said crossing his arms.
"Well I'll be giving you the beating of a lifetime once I get up! scream " Utena said squirming under the weight of her crew.
"Well I'll just throw you in... Where did they go?! scream " Fauku rushed into the cell that was now empty. Just then a apple rolled into the cell and hit Fauku's feet. Fauku looked up and saw Angel locking the door.
"WAIT!!
My apple fell in the cage!! We have to open it and save it!" Adie pushed herself against the bars like she was trying to morph through them. She wasn't even close to catching it."Mayor, leave the apple and lets go." Angel said trying to pull her away.
"It will be lonely with out me!! " Adie said.
Fauku reached out to grab mayor Adie when Pineapple Hero pulled her back.
"Darn it... stare " He said picking up the apple and taking a bite out of it.
"Nooo! gonk " Adie gazed in defeat. She had lost the apple...
"Our stuff please." Pineapple Hero said. Fuaku removed all their belongings and handed them back.
"Someone grab one of these guys and lets leave." Yennon said holding a dazed Kimmy, as Adie sobbed in a little pathetic heap on the floor.
"Come on Mayor, once we get home I'll make you cherry berry pie to celebrate the rescue!" Angel said.
"Why the hell didnt you say so earlier!
" Adie ran past everyone and towards the new exit made by Utena when she came to a halt.A woman with black hair covering her eyes stood there.
"Such a pitty." She said looking to Fauku stuck in a cage.
"Master... we have no reason to stop here." a man looked to the Hero's with disgust.
"But we do Mr.Walrus. If you can see, Our next target is here." The woman pointed to Pineapple Hero.
"Sammy! scream Why the hell did you run off with out me!" Another woman approached. She looked at Tragic. "Pft! Get a look at what that chicks wearing." The woman looked the complete opposite of Tragic.
"What are you talking about, you are like the Bizzaro-Tragic." Yennon said.
"Whatever lady, I don't look like that. Rio-san can we leave please? We are expected." The woman grabbed onto Rio.
"Yes Spiral, I only wanted to see them once." Rio said turning around. Sammy looked at everyone once more and followed behind Rio.
"What the hell?" Pineapple Hero said.
"Well what are we waiting for! Cherry Berry pie is calling us!
" Adie said running out the door."Isnt anyone the least bit concerned about this?
" Pineapple Hero asked."We have to hurry! Griffy needs his nap or he'll get very cwanky!" Yennon said.
"Was it just me Koro or did that Sammy have a nice butt! 4laugh " Tragic said giggling to a blushing Koro. They both dragged the dazed Kitten and Kimmy out the door.
"I for one am very concerned." Utena said.
"I would be to... " Fauku said laughing sinisterly.
"Rio-san! It's much too cold here!" Spiral said trying to wrap herself in her shawl.
"I agree. Why did we take this job?" Sammy said.
"Well Mr.Walrus, Why don't we heat things up a bit here? The snow simply just wont do." Rio lifted a glowing scepter that began to shine like the sun. The snow began to slowly melt.
***Back at Sea***
"I think I see land!" Air said pointing off in the distance.
"My love!? eek " Fanboy rushed to the side of the boat.
"It is! It is land!" Air said rowing the boat as fast as she could to shore.
They approached a Tiny island.
"Is this your home?" Air said getting out and staring into a jungle.
"No... This is not where my love is. We will need to keep going." Fanboy began to push the boat out to sea.
"Hey wait we should at least see if there is food!" Air said pulling the boat back.
"But my love! gonk " Fanboy pushed.
"I'm hungry! scream " Air pulled.
"I could live for miles on just my love!" Fanboy said falling into the boat crying.
"Fine! You stay and I'll find food. You no good... stare " Air marched off into the jungle, mumbling.
"Be strong my love! " Fanboy sobbed.
By QueenNanami and YennonCrow
