YAKUZA DOJO
Welcome, one and all, to Kasanoda Ritsu's home dojo... I am Tetsuya, Master Ritsu's loyal servant and aide. Home to the toughest, most honorable men you will have ever met in your life is the Yakuza dojo warriors. They fight for honor and protection of those they love, train the mind and body for balance, and other profound martial arts stuff we have to spout off to appeal customers...
-sighs- The truth is, people... This is just a pathetic attempt to have an excuse to invite Master's friends from school to his home... So, if you could be kind enough, would you like to learn martial arts along the way of entering Master's home?
RULES:
1. Follow all Gaia ToS and guild rules.
2. No smexing it up. You know what I mean, and Master's got a tough time as it is with people. No awkwardness allowed!
3. Please be kind to all--well, except for when you flip someone out the window with a cool roundhouse... Then that's a different story.
4. Keep it PG-13... Even Master has his parental control, and he wants to set a good example for his friends so he can have them over again without parental complaints--I mean, setting a good example for his disciples... (think they'll believe that?)
5. Have fun! Please? No, I mean really... I would do anything for Master, but his face scares me all too much when he is worried....
3nodding
Welcome, one and all, to Kasanoda Ritsu's home dojo... I am Tetsuya, Master Ritsu's loyal servant and aide. Home to the toughest, most honorable men you will have ever met in your life is the Yakuza dojo warriors. They fight for honor and protection of those they love, train the mind and body for balance, and other profound martial arts stuff we have to spout off to appeal customers...
-sighs- The truth is, people... This is just a pathetic attempt to have an excuse to invite Master's friends from school to his home... So, if you could be kind enough, would you like to learn martial arts along the way of entering Master's home?
RULES:
1. Follow all Gaia ToS and guild rules.
2. No smexing it up. You know what I mean, and Master's got a tough time as it is with people. No awkwardness allowed!
3. Please be kind to all--well, except for when you flip someone out the window with a cool roundhouse... Then that's a different story.
4. Keep it PG-13... Even Master has his parental control, and he wants to set a good example for his friends so he can have them over again without parental complaints--I mean, setting a good example for his disciples... (think they'll believe that?)
5. Have fun! Please? No, I mean really... I would do anything for Master, but his face scares me all too much when he is worried....
3nodding
