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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:02 am
Okay, we've got Purim coming up on the 9th-11th of March. One of the "themes" of Purim is trickery. Costumes, masks, practical jokes, general silliness and fooling people. You all probably know this, but I just feel the need to mention it anyway. There's also a tradition of not just having a festive meal (which comes with almost every Jewish holiday), but also of handing out gift packages of foods, called mishloach manot. All that's really required is that the packages contain at least two different types of food (an apple and an orange are okay; two apples are not), and that they be ready to eat right then. My personal tradition is to send out foods that look like something else. I've made "cheeseburgers" out of doughnuts and candies, sushi out of marzipan/candy, flowers out of vegetables, and so on. I don't HAVE to do this, but I enjoy it. I also like to package them in pretty boxes (Chinese food type containers, little biscuit tins, flower basket looking thingies, and so forth). So, foodies and Jewdies, help me out! Help me come up with a good "trick" food to give to my friends. Bonus points if you help me figure out how to package the food in a fun/attractive way, too.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:22 am
Last year's Purim baskets that I made: "Cheeseburgers" Bun: Hole-less doughnut, cut into top and bottom halves Meat: Brownie, squished into a round patty Lettuce: A swipe of pale green cake frosting Tomato: Dried apple slice, which I spritzed with a little water with red food coloring, so they turned pink Mayonnaise and Mustard: Appropriately colored, thin swirls of cake frosting Cheese: a homemade fruit block, orangey-yellow colored, made of apricot and papaya, cut into thin squares Onion Rings: Deep-fried apple chips Served in: styrofoam take-out clamshells, with a cute folded napkin that I got from a (kosher) diner in the neighborhood And for the family that I had over for a dessert party, I served these in miniature form (doughnut holes instead of a whole big doughnut) along with miniature milkshakes in teeny shot glasses. I also had shoestring fries (from a bag, plain flavored) sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon, with raspberry jam substituting for ketchup, instead of the "onion rings." In the home, I served them on little paper baskets like you get at fast food joints. I don't want to do the same thing again this year, because I'll be making mishloach manot for the same family as before. I could repeat other ideas I've done, because this family haven't seen those others, but... Anyway, help a sista out!
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:45 pm
I'd be way to tempted to make some sort of mock pork like device.
I figured out bacon, it's simply fried pastrami...
However the pork tenderloin is going to be a challenge.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:34 pm
This is genius. Right, ideas. You seem to be taking from different cultures, so can we do Jewish soul food? Gefillter fish spongecake? Tzimmes made out of fruit? Kreplach mini-puddings? Caramel-coated dough-balls for falafel? Schmaltz herrings in a dessert-like fashion (sugar instead of brine?)? I dunno how you'd do baba ghanoush but you're good at that stuff.
That sounds way too sweet for me, by the way, but I'd eat it anyway. smile
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:55 pm
I instantly thought of tamales, mainly because they're kinda pre-wrapped. I wonder if instead of using masa harina you could use matzo meal?
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:56 pm
Jewish soul food?
pardon me... my head just exploded.
burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:02 pm
What would you call it? Fine cuisine? The truth of the matter is, it's good food that feeds the body and soul. That's soul food to me.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:32 pm
Maybe it's because I've never had Jewish food cooked by an actual Jew (just me trying really hard) but nothing beats fried chicken, biscuits, red beans, and collard greens in my soul food department. It's a surprise I'm not morbidly obese! xp
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:57 pm
Whenever I visit America, especially NY, I visit a Jewish Deli. The greatest places on Earth, I swear.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:02 am
1. Soul food is my normal mode of cooking. Or, rather, one of my normal modes of cooking, the others being Middle Eastern, Indian, African, modern Hawai'ian, and a little bit of scattered European. Okay, frankly, I don't have a standard mode, but I'm good at soul food. The only change really needed to make it Jewish, or at least kosher, is the separation of meat and dairy, and the removal of pork and shellfish from the menu. That part's easy, no problem.
2. Tzimmes, at least in my house, always contains fruit as well as meat and vegetables. I make a tajin (Moroccan tzimmes) that involves chicken or lam, carrots, potatoes, prunes, raisins, currants, sultanas, cranberries... Okay, I'm getting hungry.
3. Making traditional Jewish food (which for some reason people equate only with Ashkenazi starch-and-meat heavy stuff, but okay) out of sweet doughs, fruit, and candies instead of savoury doughs and meats? That's right up my alley! I'm putting it on the list.
4. Mock pork: I do this often, but I use turkey or chicken, add a little extra salt and some sausage spices. Sometimes I go vegetarian, using MorningStar Farms products, but only if I'm seriously strapped for time. They do all the work, and I'd just be reheating, not really injecting any proper creativity into it at all.
5. But then again, these are all dinners or desserts that should be served at a sit-down meal. I need ideas I can pack into gift boxes or bags and deliver all over the neighborhood, to people who may not open and eat them for several days because everyone gets so many gift boxes at Purim.
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:57 am
How about decorating the box with: "Mike's Traditional Pig Farm." "Est. 1977."
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:00 pm
I remmembered something this morning...one time (not for Purim, but that doesn't matter.) my dad came up with the idea for making 'candy sushi' , which are much like you "cheeseburgers."
Nori: Green fruit roll up Sushi rice: Rice Crispies mixed with a bit of marshmellow fluff filling: Could be abpout anything. Brownies cut into stips, jelly beans lined up, twislers, anything like that. Just put all the stuff together as if you were making sushi. The only problem is that its a bit hard to cut through.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:57 am
I've made candy sushi before, in similar ways. I used white and dark chocolate with a little green tint for the nori, though. For rice, I did a multiplicity of things: marshmallow (with the "fillings" stuck on top instead of going all through); rice krispie treat (made with marshmallow fluff instead of marshmallows, because it dries softer and is more easily cuttable); and sticky-rice with cinnamon and sugar (which turned out to be my favorite). Then for fillings, I did dried fruits for some, gummi worms for others.
I've also done marzipan sushi, where everything is marzipan, but painted/dyed and shaped to resemble actual sushi toppings and fillings. It's much harder and takes a really long time, but the results are a bit better.
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