I'd love to get a job at Goodwill just so I can place a d***o in one of the bags and see the people's reactions when they sort through things.
Well, since I can't do that. I could always leave it at some random place and sit around and watch what people do.
I think I'll go to some park and sit in the grass for a few, pretending to relax. Then, when the cost is presumably clear, get up and walk away, leaving said d***o behind. If someone does happen to see what I left there and asks me what the ******** is up with that, I'll just invite them to sit with me.
Watch, some dog picks it up and brings it back to his master.
