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Moderately bitchy. |
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In PMS Mode....now you die! |
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:01 am
GODAMMIT! The sheer stupidity of people today!
Coming home last night, some cell-phone-chattering-idiot-crackwhore-wannabe just crossed in front of our car against the lights like she had the right of way. My friend hit her brakes just in time from smearing the brain-dead trash.
Then the b***h had the nerve to cuss us out and smack our car's hood. I got out and attempted to show her how she was in the wrong by pointing out that the traffic lights were with us (using the softball bat from the back seat as a handy pointing device), but she quickly left the scene before I got to the part of adjusting her attitude with the ancient art of Percussive Persuasion.
Had a good laugh at the end though.... twisted
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:26 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:21 pm
Aw......to bad; could have been one less brain dead twit to worry about passing on her sewage genes.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:57 am
Yeah, you should have seen Cassie break this one gangsta wannbe's nose. It was so precious in it's own way. heart
Now, let me b***h about my room mate's inability to call his doctor to make an appointment about his foot fungus problem. GODS! It's now too cold to keep the windows open, and we have to marinate in his foot funk! xp
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:16 pm
[☣]BOOM! [☣]thud If I had been driving, I would have hit her and pretended she had just jumped in front of the car. And if I had been you, I wouldn't have given her the time to walk away. . . . .
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:13 pm
My beeyitch for today is about jackasses with insane bass blasting out of their 2 cubic foot ricers. Does anyone need their crap music that loud?
(Gods! If I only could have my evil black rifle in the city...)
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:00 pm
Okay... BIG b***h for today.
I got back from court after pressing battery charges on this out of control lumbering-land-beast of a woman from a party last Friday. Suffice it to say that she was obviously over-served and was a little to handsy with us guys. She also wore these cheap charm bracelets that happened to cause three cuts on my my neck and jaw after some overly affectionate "hugging" during the evening.
After spilling her drink on me for... oh, let's say the third time... I made it clear in no uncertain terms that I wished for her to keep away from me for the rest of the evening. The situation then got ugly. (Almost as ugly as she is.) After a short verbal exchange, she threw her beer glass at me, glancing it off my shoulder and followed it up with a punch at my face.
Good thing drunken cows are easy to tip over. I didn't have any problem trapping the offending extremity coming at my face and took her down to the floor. She wailed like a banshee, and in no time I had little difficulty convincing someone call the cops.
Long story short. Cops came like 15 minutes later. The witnesses backed me up. Cops took Little Miss Sunshine in for drunk and disorderly. I had to go to court to give my side of the story. Beast Girl gets fined for the misdemeanor. The End.
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:49 am
Regular Season Record:  Thomas Vanek&&; It's not technically a b***h, but I wish my girlfriend would tell me what's wrong. She told me she's fine but I have a feeling in my stomach that things haven't been right since I left her house yesterday.
Derek Roy&&; 23-17-5
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:18 pm
BotD: Jan 21 2009
I just got my hours cut down at work because "business has been slow" latley. B....f***ing....S! There have been more customers than ever and the boss just laid off two of the staff. We were totally a**-deep in customers today and I know for a fact we took in a lot in receipts.
I swear the boss is skimming. > sad
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:41 pm
GRAAAUUUGH! My idiot room mate just infected his computer with another worm. GAWDZ! Can't he surf smarter for his stupid pr0n? stressed
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:40 am
Regular Season Record:  Thomas Vanek&&; I don't see how my hockey team can go from winning 10-2 in one game, to losing 5-2 the next night, but okay. I guess I have to roll with it. gonk
Derek Roy&&; 25-19-5
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:38 pm
OMFG! My roomie borrowed my razor this morning and the damn thing looked like it has spiders trying to crawl out from between the blades! YUCK! xp
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:29 pm
My mom woke me up at 6:30 am just to sweep the gawddamn house. And complains that her kids never do crap to clean up... though technically its just me while my younger sister 'ims ppl & my brother does jack-diddly-squat!
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:47 pm
My room mate just put back the orange juice into the fridge with like only 2-3 ounces left in the carton. Dammit! Why can't he just finish it and toss the carton? Lazy jackass... stressed
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:27 pm
Alright, how's this for a pain in the a**?
A customer left a tip specifically for me on the table, a customer I've known for months and months who is a nice elderly lady who always leaves a small tip for me whenever I server her.
Well, I caught our new manager grabbing up tips from the tables and putting them in the communal tip jar. WTF! Tips on the tables were left there by customers for the servers! Now the manager says the tips all have to be put in the tip jar for everyone to share....even with that lazy-assed counter guy!
My manager is taking money from those of us that work harder for it and pass on a big portion to others that deserve more a head smack than a tip. GODDAMMIT! I so want to slap her smug communist b***h face every time I see her now.
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