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Mudblood Zebra really does have a deathwish.
Yup
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*Nods*
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No! because I've got a magical excuse that will save the day!
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MudBlood Zebra
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:58 am


I had a a day off school today, and I was supposed to tidy my room/do homework. Unsurprisingly, I did neither. My dad was in the middle of a lecture and the someone knocked on the door, it was my mates from my old school, so I just yelled "Going out." and my dad was like, "What about your home-" *slams door.*

I've gotten home and he's out, but according to my brother I'll be in big trouble. SO I'm going on the internet before my dad bans it for a year.
It was so worth it though. My mate chucked her shoe off the bridge we were sitting on, so her brother chucked it back up, but in the wrong direction, so me and another mate almost broke our neck retrieving it froma really steep nettely bit of grass banking. And then she chucked it again and it got run over by 2 cars.

When she put it back on again, she said it felt funny. Well, noooooo. And this weird guy started swearing at us for no reason, saying we were going to die and we were nobheads.

Anyway, unless you want an excuse to get rid of zebra until she's 30, any good excuses?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:39 pm


I didn't hear you, I've got it done now, I thought the room could wait until I was more settled down after being out all day, I dind't mean anything bad, and so on so forth.

Shelcombakasfire
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Monkeyflu

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:17 am


if you ban me from the internet im gonna take ure eyes out with an icecream scoop ya pansie!!! ma room doesnt goven ma life *stick lower lip out* and i need to go online so i can let monkeyflu/james love me over and over with his manlyness ^^ heart
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:35 pm


o= oh bugger

Energizerbuni


Shelcombakasfire
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:01 pm


Monkeyflu
if you ban me from the internet im gonna take ure eyes out with an icecream scoop ya pansie!!! ma room doesnt goven ma life *stick lower lip out* and i need to go online so i can let monkeyflu/james love me over and over with his manlyness ^^ heart

....What the ********
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:41 am


lol dont dis wt i say ^^ i poor ma heart out here lol i luv the zebra ^^

and i thought the icecream scoop thing was am intresting idea hehe

Monkeyflu


MudBlood Zebra
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:38 am


Monkeyflu
lol dont dis wt i say ^^ i poor ma heart out here lol i luv the zebra ^^

and i thought the icecream scoop thing was am intresting idea hehe

please be less strange.

I have sneaked on my grandmother's computer. I cuurently have about 10 cousins running around the room screaming and fighting anf if they kill anyone it's my fault for not watching. The keyboard doesn't even work on this thing.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:39 am


poor zebra!

Energizerbuni


RazaDon
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:11 pm


ooooooor if your dad bans your internet.....tell him your gonna go to the library to finish your homework then sneak on one of their computers
PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:39 pm


oooooooooooooooooooooooor.... you can dress up in a blue Crip's disguise so he won't know who you are and beat em down with a tennis racket and break wooden chairs and other hard furniture in your house over his head... then he'll be at the doctor's place for a few months and you'll have some time on your computer while he's away...once he's OK again he'll stagger home from the hospital and so you dress back up and beat him again then he'll be back at the hospital for some more months giving you time on the computer...and so you just keep repeating that same pattern until a year passes...then after a year goes by you'll be allowed on the computer again for good and you won't have to sneak on the computer and you won't have to beat your dad anymore

RazaDon
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Monkeyflu

PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:48 am


awww ma poor zebra, u need internet or cant give u love of ma life ^^ heart

there gotta be a chore or job u can do to get bk in daddys good books? lol there a sucker for work ^^
PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:29 pm


lol.

Energizerbuni


MudBlood Zebra
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:39 am


RazaDon
oooooooooooooooooooooooor.... you can dress up in a blue Crip's disguise so he won't know who you are and beat em down with a tennis racket and break wooden chairs and other hard furniture in your house over his head... then he'll be at the doctor's place for a few months and you'll have some time on your computer while he's away...once he's OK again he'll stagger home from the hospital and so you dress back up and beat him again then he'll be back at the hospital for some more months giving you time on the computer...and so you just keep repeating that same pattern until a year passes...then after a year goes by you'll be allowed on the computer again for good and you won't have to sneak on the computer and you won't have to beat your dad anymore

I don't think the public library has a computer..

I've spent the entire week slaving away and now I have around 2 hours on the internet.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:51 pm


MudBlood Zebra
RazaDon
oooooooooooooooooooooooor.... you can dress up in a blue Crip's disguise so he won't know who you are and beat em down with a tennis racket and break wooden chairs and other hard furniture in your house over his head... then he'll be at the doctor's place for a few months and you'll have some time on your computer while he's away...once he's OK again he'll stagger home from the hospital and so you dress back up and beat him again then he'll be back at the hospital for some more months giving you time on the computer...and so you just keep repeating that same pattern until a year passes...then after a year goes by you'll be allowed on the computer again for good and you won't have to sneak on the computer and you won't have to beat your dad anymore

I don't think the public library has a computer..

I've spent the entire week slaving away and now I have around 2 hours on the internet.
then u gotta beat ur...its the only way hehehe

RazaDon
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:43 pm


Just do what you want no matter what your parents say...eventually they'll give up.

Or kick you out.......
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