But Gillder! Where do you stand on the important issues? (you ask?)
If Gillder is elected president, I promise to make gay marriage legal and Heterosexual marriage ILLEGAL! twisted If straighties want to get married, then they can just go to Canada! scream Every third Friday Shall be cookie day!
Everyone will get $1000 from the government every month. No more wars, unless someone want to mess with me and my BANHAMMER!

I promise to send all racists, homophobes, womanizers, sexists, and douchebags to an uncharted island. and sink the boat halfway ninja
and on a final note, I will make sure everyone is treated equally......unless they are stupid.
VOTE FOR ME! scream

