Zeus! What do you think?

[Lenimph]

It amazes me how we dont have a single topic focused on the king of Olympians. It's not like we could forget him with his thunderbolts of fury and possible beastiality. He's such a character isn't he? So everyone just dedicate a few words to him say what you like about him or what infuriates you about him and have fun.

As for me well I neither love him nor hate him but, I want to know how the h-e-1-1 you copulate with a girl in cloud form like he did with Io. Thats just... eek (I am aware of the other version where he just covers the sky with clouds but I like him being the cloud better it makes me giggle.)

Oh and new question for the ladies... well guys as well... if Zeus was going to knock your socks of what form would he take? For me he would either have to look like Clark Gable or Jim Morrison xp  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Well...like you GodDeSsfAyefAye, I don't love or hate Zeus. Sometimes he's cruel, sometimes he's funny, and sometimes he's just plain awesome. Now what would I say about Zeus...
I'm going with a love affair too. Ladies, if we're being seduced by a swan, cloud, or a bull (or a swan-bull cloud), who do you think is seducing you? Even though Zeus is considered a master of seduction (at least I think he is...), it's just that the forms he take are so funny. One day he's a swan, one day he's a bull, another he's a cloud or wind. Next you'll see a swan shaped bull cloud flying in the wind with some damsel flying on it. If that's you, you've been Zeus'd.  

[Lenimph]

Kenamarin_Shukai

One day he's a swan, one day he's a bull, another he's a cloud or wind. Next you'll see a swan shaped bull cloud flying in the wind with some damsel flying on it. If that's you, you've been Zeus'd.

LOL xd "swan shaped bull cloud" ROFL  

[Lightwater2520]

I agree completely about what has been said so far. One thing I'd like to add is that Zeus also impersonated one women's husband.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Lightwater2520

I agree completely about what has been said so far. One thing I'd like to add is that Zeus also impersonated one women's husband.

And that means she's been Zeus'd. Plus that's a good disguise, along with that one time he raped Callisto disguised as Artemis.
Even though rape is bad, it's kind of fun to see what disguise he uses to seduce women (as I've obviously mentioned before).  

[Groucho and Karl]

I personally really don't like Zeus.

All that he does, is pretty much Anti-moral.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

XtheXhoboXduck

I personally really don't like Zeus.

All that he does, is pretty much Anti-moral.

THAT'S THE POINT!! xd
Yay for XtheXhoboXduck for getting to the point give him a round of applause!! xd  

[Kallistea_Rose]

Lightwater2520

I agree completely about what has been said so far. One thing I'd like to add is that Zeus also impersonated one women's husband.

I don't believe I've heard that story.  

[hilaire11]

Zeus is a major a-hole. Haha. I'll elaborate when I find the time. xd

Lol, he won't be able to knock my socks. I'd totally shatter his future generation first before he even makes a move! xd

xd  

[Groucho and Karl]

Kenamarin_Shukai

XtheXhoboXduck

I personally really don't like Zeus.

All that he does, is pretty much Anti-moral.

THAT'S THE POINT!! xd
Yay for XtheXhoboXduck for getting to the point give him a round of applause!! xd

YAY! Do I get a cookie?  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

XtheXhoboXduck

Kenamarin_Shukai

XtheXhoboXduck

I personally really don't like Zeus.

All that he does, is pretty much Anti-moral.

THAT'S THE POINT!! xd
Yay for XtheXhoboXduck for getting to the point give him a round of applause!! xd

YAY! Do I get a cookie?

No...YOU GET A HUGE PARTY THROWN BY DIONYSUS!!! WOOOOOO!  

[pookyguy]

I say he's sorta cool becuase he makes me laugh... I don't like to think he's raping the girls as much as he's seducing them. From what I've seen in paintings and statues anyway. I mean the worse thing about being Zeus'ed is Hera's wrath not the Zeus sex... Im going to assume.  

[Groucho and Karl]

Kenamarin_Shukai

XtheXhoboXduck

Kenamarin_Shukai

XtheXhoboXduck

I personally really don't like Zeus.

All that he does, is pretty much Anti-moral.

THAT'S THE POINT!! xd
Yay for XtheXhoboXduck for getting to the point give him a round of applause!! xd

YAY! Do I get a cookie?

No...YOU GET A HUGE PARTY THROWN BY DIONYSUS!!! WOOOOOO!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

*Maenads trash the house*

"Crap."  

[Lightwater2520]

It's just not a good idea to tick him off.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Indeed. Pissing off the king of gods is like...stupid...