Your Own Quotes

[The Timid Thinker]

Someone: "Why does/did (insert misfortune here) happen?
Me: "Because you touch yourself at night."
Someone: (decks me in the face)  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

Me: "So ericka you know whats sucks?"
Ericka: "what?"
Me: "twilight quiz says im bella swan....so where the ******** is mah edward?! scream "  

[KylaiaJmaa]

"Everybody loves their hometown, except for those who don't."-me

"Pepperoni isn't as hot when it's cold!" -Meghan