Your Own Quotes

[Squish-e-BeAr]

"smile and be happy or i'll make you"

^^^^^^
I said it to my friend, when she got a D on her semester exam, and had a 70% chance of getting kicked off the basketball team D:

And

"That hurts Mentally and Physically"

^^^^^^

my friends will ALWAYS play jokes on me.. so yea there sooooo mean D:<

 

[Pure Rose Artemis]

((Merry Knishmis my fellow gaians!))

Scrooge you!!" me and my sister were goofing off, when I said screw you, but our parent's were in the car, so it ended up sounding like this, "Screeee.. ooooge you!"  

[G0d_0f_R0ck]

i gots 2
You so funny
i say this with a japanese accent whenever somebody fails at being humorous
ill take two
i say this whenever there is something i really want even if it would be stupid two have two  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Perfect doesn't exist. Or rather, its what you think it is, and not what others think it is.

Puse? Puse? Where are you? [Puse=Purse, its how I say it]

They are a bunch of

[KylaiaJmaa]

If it wasn't homework I'd spend hours facinated by it. Since it is homework I spent hours complaining about it.

Said to a friend whan I mentioned our particularly interesting (and hard) math homework.  

[SephieSummerdream]

"Oh, crub."

I can't remember what it was about, but I started to say "crap" then changed my mind and decided to say "crud" but then I thought "Screw it!" and decided to say "crap" but by the time I decided this the word had already come out and it came out as "crub."

Other substitutes for cuss words(when you are surrounded by underage children):

"Holy Fajoles!"
"What the fudgenickle!?!?"
"Oh, snap, crackle, pop!"  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

Oh, Snowp! (a new cuss word)  

[Professor Oreo]

I'm not pryo i just like to burn things!!!
I would say that whenever someone called me pryo

This one pisses people off
Them:Whats up
Me:The sun
Them:Shut up!!  

[Miyuki Nakami]

"Nah, I'm not perfect. I'm just lazy."

I was on a game called 'Club Penguin'. It was a comeback at someone I was arguing with. We were fighting about who should be the owner of this pizza shop thing. xd This was part of the argument:

???: Let's have a race to see who is better. Let's see who can run around the town and back again the fastest.
Me: Nah, I can't be bothered.
???: Oooooh~ you think you're so perfect.
Me: Nah, I'm not perfect. I'm just lazy.  

[superblal]

" dont worry if the world wil end today. its already tomorrow in austrailia"

one of my friends procrastinated to complete a project and said the world will end if she didnt finish  

[beylese]

"have you ever thought our entire existance is nothing, that black is white and up is down, and we are all nothingness and nothingness are things, and that the entirety of existance is just a thought of one, giant super beetle?" ~to my friend, after a very uncomfurtable awkward silence.

"yep, and I'm proud to be weird!" today, after someone walked away calling me a "f*****g weirdo"

"the only reason i'm singing aloud is to annoy you." after my friend asked me wy I was singing quietly in the school corridors XD

 

[KylaiaJmaa]

you have a 25% chance of being on the winning team, but a 90% chance of being on the losing team.

~~~

about a game we play in P.E.  

[Miyuki Nakami]

"Treasure your freedom when you're still young."  

[SephieSummerdream]

"Pay no attention to the spazzing nerd."
Me referring to me  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

i made up my own word xDD
"stattered"
kinda like saying spazzed
hehe

&
"why would you wanna point the gun to yourself....when you can shoot your problem"