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 Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:07 pm
BETTER THEN THE GOLDEN TICKET
Radj's Epic (or not so epic) Adventure!!
I think it's safe to say we all understand the concept of "Choose your Scare" books. You read and eventually it'll stop and you go to the page where you chose what will happen. Inevitably you die a few times but thats not the point. Here I'll be writing a short adventure that all depends on ya'lls votes. Correct, I technically have no control over the matter, it depends on what you guys want me to do. I have it written (as in block plots) what will happen ahead of time. You can't kill me no, but you can have really bad things happen to me lol. So there you have it. Rules are simple. At the end of every chapter I'll have a new voting poll. Based on what ya'll want me to do, it'll happen. I'll wait till the total votes hit 7. That way there is a bit of a variety and we wont have to wait for EVERYONE to vote. should there be more votes before I check for 7 well that's just dandy pirate WARNING There might be some adult content in the future, but uh, nothing over PG-14. if by some odd and deranged reason there is, I'll make a flippin huge warning before I post the chapter :-3 I'll probably also post it as a separate link. But as I tend not to write THAT graphic, it is probably not something to worry about. I'm hoping that by me starting my side story I'll see others pop up in this forum too. Lets try and get SA active again
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:23 pm
Radjulon has never exactly been noticed by her pirate peers. Feared by civilians due to her crazy tendencies yes, but not RESPECTED. So when she found out that she could be the Captain of the pirate force of Savage Arts, she jumped at the opportunity. She did not know however that it was a force of one, which would be her. And so she sits, playing games with the guild members and ever awaits for the faithful day when her Boss declares war on Gaia, and she can finally take charge as captain, and pillage and plunder like she was BORN to do.
She did not know, that her day would come sooner then she thought.
"Dude...I really want some flippin cookies.." Radj exclaimed while she played Soul Caliber with Club. Much to her dismay Club only responded with a snarl. Kazu had apparently eaten them all in a crazy rage in the middle of the night, not only leaving them cookieless, but a nasty mess to clean up in the mourning. About two hours of savage beatings later, the Boss walked in, with a particularly suspicious smile on his face.
"Troops!! I have a mission for you all!!"
The whole guild popped their heads up, was it time!? Were they finally going to attack the world of Gaia?! They all scrambled in a line and gave the guild's salute. A buzz of excitement was in the air, "Sir, yes sir!" They all cried.
The boss paced pass each one of them. Back and forth he went about in a rather army like walk, as if he finally took the role of general. "Club, I want you and Kazu to spread about Gaia and find the most capable soilders...or at least ones willing to die without lawsuit. Aya and Rheis, you two must go out and start a revolution! Let the people be angry with the government, tell them all lies if you have too! Leet and Destructo, go annoy the s**t out of Admins! Everyone else go about and lie, cheat and steal!"
With this there was a burst of hurrah! All the members scrambled in their place and went their own directions, as Radj went to go to her airship, the boss haulted her, "Hold on Radj, I have a special mission for you!"
Radj gasped, what honor could be bestowed on her, and why was it not exclaimed in front of the rest?
"What is it boss?!" she happily asked.
"I'm looking for the strangest treat imaginable. I hear it's quite hard to find, one of a kind even!"
"...but what does--"
"A special kind of Pringles flavor, White chocolate covered cheesy explosion!"
Radj just stared at the boss in a "are you serious" fashion. The boss however, obviously did not take the hint, "Chop chop! you can probably find more information about it in the directory!"
And with that the boss left, leaving Radj to stand in the middle of the room with perhaps the most retarded quest imaginable. Her eye twitched and she muttered quite a few foul words as she went to the dungeon for the Savage Arts directory.
Of all people to steal books from the internet, Savage Arts was the best, so they had the largest underground library known to man, free of charge, excluding the paper and ink that is. Books and scrolls spread across the floor and falling off shelves, delicately lite by false flame candles for effect.
Radj entered the room, and began looking under the P section, hearing drip drops from the ceiling due to lack of ventilation...or the flood from the girls bathroom, she couldn't be sure. Unfortunatly, as the guild was unable to afford a ladder after all the printing, she had to use to book shelves as a way to climb up all the way to P, which would be about nine shelves up. While she was looking for Pringles and rather heavy scroll fell on her head. She screamed and fell quite a lovely distance.
Radj awoken sometime after, not sure of how much time had passed (about 30 min FYI) and slowly got back up onto her hands and knees. When she went to inspect what unsightly scroll hit her noggin she gasped. Somehow, and she is very unsure how, there was a copy of the journals of Redbeard himself! She scampered to the table and swept off all the junk and slammed the scroll down, reading with great interest. To most, it would look like insane junk, but on closer inspection, they were clues and the paper was lightly tinted to be a map! Oh joy and rapture, A real treasure map!! However, she could not decipher the clues and would need help, but there is also the mission that the Boss gave her.
What should she do?
Go find the very Rare Pringles?
Find Redbeard's treasure?
Go tell off the boss and sit down, perfecting your soul caliber moves?
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:38 am
4/7 SAY: FIND RED'S TREASURE!!
"Screw the Boss" Radj exclaimed under her breath, "I deserve better then some snack attack!"
And so with a huff and a puff, Rad took the resource money that the boss gave her to find them skanky a** Pringles, booted up her Gingerbread airship and took off!
It felt good to feel the wind against her face again. It had been the longest since she has flewn Pepper, the fitting name of her "confiscated" airship. She felt like herself again! She stretched her legs by walking around the ship, once again becoming familiar with her old friend, putting the wheel on
auto pilot. (It was quite an advance ship). She leaned against the candycane rail and let out a deep breath as she watched the Savage Arts castle fade away into the distance. Surely the boss couldn't be too mad at her if she brought back a fortune that would only help to the cause of Gaian domination, heck she'll even go by the store and buy some cheese pringles and cover them with white chocolate. He'll probably never know the difference.
Whilst contemplating all the different ways she could trick the boss into thinking she got him his nasty treat, she realized what she left for, the treasure! She retreated into her captains cabin, small but cozy...and in bit of a need of a good cleaning, and opened up the scroll to take a better look at this "journal"
Redbeard's last written scroll, no year
Oct. 2
My heart will ever belong in the sea. Aye beneath the sand is my bones interred. Through life and death she'll always be a part of me. Curse those whom my Body they disturb. I like chocolates....and cakes...I'd like more deserts but they hurt my teeth--
from this point it kinda goes on and on about baked goods. Man obviously had a sweet tooth. "Okay...there is only one person I can think of that would know what all this crap might mean...Helena Blacksmit!" And so she raced to the other end of the world, to which Gaia itself is unaware. Radj and Helena have a past, though not exactly the most pleasant one, but she knew when it came to finding treasure, Helena, or Jiggie as the pirate lord's call her, was the one to go too. The voyage took a good couple of days, it was at this point where Radj wished that she had stop to maybe get some food for the journey, as she was tired of catching and eating fish. But alas she finally saw Jiggie's tiny boat.
Though tiny in size, the boat had quite kick and was known as the fastest boat on the sea, the same can be said for it's owner.
Radj flew down and placed her airship on boat mode and looked down her railing.
"Oye!!! Oy!! Jig! Are you down there!?" Radj hollered. There was nothing but silence. All of a sudden she heard a very loud gun shout and saw a small frame coming out of the cabin. It was a very fiesty, very angry red head with black and white dreads, and she had a very very large pistol. Radj's ears went back and she ducked behind her rails.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!!" Jiggie once again fired a shot, but this time, taking out a chunk of candy cane just above Radj's head. Radj shouted, while holding her place, "Oh come on Jig! Your being unreasonable! How was I suppose to know I pillaged your old ship?! It could of been ANYONE'S ship!!" another shot went off, this one beside Radj's head, making another hole in her ship. She was going to have to get the royal icing out... "Oh come on Jig!! Your new ship looks better anyway! I didn't MEAN to burn the other one down!!"
"Your a dirty liar..." Somehow, in Radj's fright, Jiggie had gotten on her airship and was standing right in front of her, with the pistol right up against her nose. Radj didn't know what to do really, she knew that Jiggie would be more then happy to blast her face off....might even wear her antlers as a prize or something. Still she had to remain calm, "Jig, what do you know of Redbeard?"
At this Jiggie indeed lowered her gun with a suspicious look on her face, "He's my husbands great grandfather, I know lots of things." Radj stood up and dusted her skirt off, "You got married? When did that happen?" Jiggie put away her gun, "Long story mate. What need ye to know about Redbeard?" With this Radj handed her the scroll, Jiggie was crazy yes, but she has a thing about stealing others treasure maps, it's bad mojo in her eyes. Jiggie read it for a while then laughed, "Your crazy mate, you'll never be able to get this treasure, not unless you some kinda crazy man fish."
Radj stood there confused, "What do you mean?" Jiggie grabbed out a quill and ink from a pouch she had hanging by her side and layed on the ship floor drawing on the back of the scroll. She seemed to be drawing the map that was mostly faded with insane detail, including distance and the lay of the land, though modified due to the years gone by. When she was finished she drew two giant monsters with tentacles and a bunch of who knows what surrounding them. Finally she marked an X, "see this?!" she pointed to the X. Amazed, Radj bent down to take a better look, "yea..."
"That, is in the middle of the ocean. Those two things around it is two enormous sea creatures and all that junk around it would be the undead army that would more then likely rise from the sand should you get this treasure." As Radj was about to interrupt, she continued, "Oh oh there's more. Not only do you have to magically breath long enough to get to the bottom of the ocean, good luck with the pressure by the way, but you also have to dig into the depts, I'm guessing either avoiding the probably very large Octopuses or killing them first, and then once you get that, you have to manage to get away from an undead army that could range from few, to many, depending how many people have tried to get this treasure before. Because guess what, if you try to get it and Redbeard's ghost or who even knows what gets you first, you'll be joining them. I'll say friend this treasure is down right nearly impossible to get."
Radj's heart sunk, of course that could just be her empty stomach... "Nearly, you say?" Jiggie looked back up at Radj and sighed. She sat back into an Indian position. "There is one man who can help you. He is the only man in these seas who has a fully anthro crew, just like you. Except...he actually has a REAL crew, and lots of them. Certainly he'll have some crew that can handle the sea well. But he warned Radj, the mans insane, possessive, and to be quite frank, him and his entire crew are always looking for a new lady friend. In fact, the only ladies you'll see on that ship live in the lower area, and are meant specifically for nights wanted if you know what I mean..,"
"What exactly is in this treasure chest Jig?"
"There's no telling knowing Redbeard, but no one would go threw the trouble of burying something that well and cursing his own life to protect some piece of junk. But then again, you have to think about it, another mans junk is another mans treasure..."
What should I DO?!
Go find Makaniti
Go to town to get supplies before you do something stupid
Drop the quest and look for the disgusting Pringles
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:16 pm
4/8 says: GET SUPPLIES
The course was set. This is the treasure she had been waiting for, the reason she became PIRATE. (outside of every other awesome thing, like man raping. Lol...I kid ninja )
She left that tiny little ship in the sea, but not before just narrowly missing a good throat cutting by the infamous Jiggy, which was won over by a very large bag of sweets, which are very hard to find in that area of the world.
And so Radjulon left, with taking a minor detour to the floating city of AAAAUUUGGGHHHH! Unknowingly to King Author, the island he needed to visit for the Holy Grail. Yes, the city of AUGH (for short) was indeed centered around the fact that they had the Holy Grail, it is indeed, the reason the city stays afloat. Amazingly, despite popular belief, it has been found to not grant eternal youth, but eternal lack of gravity from those who drink it. Discovered by the famous scientist Sir Harold Newton (Isaac's brother)....he will be missed. Not only was it a majestic floating city, but it also happened to be a city of the best deals you could ever imagine, why, they sell Prada for 75% off.
And so, Radjulon went to the amazing city of AUGH for some tasty food, some fiercesom weapons, and a rather kickass costume if she did say so herself. Also potions, poison, mini bombs, and things of the sort. When she came to the air parking bay, she found that it was unusually packed, a little unfortunate, because now she would have to pay to park (wont be able to get those hair bows she wanted) but no matter. After waiting for a good 30 minutes she finally parked and made her way into the market place, quite a sight to see.
The streets were paved with pure marble, and the kiosk were nothing short of fancy, using nothing but the finest silks to cover the owners head, and in the distance of the almost never ending spiral of shops was the castle where the Holy Grail was kept safe. It was almost as if she were in Heaven, accept there were no air waterfalls, and she was pretty sure everything she was going to buy was off the black market. While there were many stores, Radj visited them all, buying a couple rather adorable corsets, two rapiers (one custom made to look like her favorite pirate's favored sword), 2 pistols, 1 shot gun (just in case), 1 dagger, a bag full of bombs, 3 poison vials and a rather large bottle of peroxide and a first aid kit, because she is horribly clumsy. She had saved the food for last however, as she didn't want it to spoil, she was hoping to find a grocery that had an inside restaurant, as she was beyond starved.
While Radj was purchasing one more item (she ended up getting the hair bows) she asked the owner, "`Scuse me mate, know of a good grocery?"
"Aye, there be a pub just passed `dat `dere forres'. You jus' jot down what ye need and they get it fer ya! Get a lil' tipsy while ye waitin' too."
"Oh why thanks mate!" She she turned to follow the path which lead to the direction given, he put his hand on her shoulder.
"But be warned lass, strange things have been happenin' in dat forres of late. People go in....and they don' come out."
Judging from the amount of weapons she just purchased, she figured she would be fine, but she thanked the man and continued on her marry way.
The trail was ever winding, all she could think about is the unkind trip back with a buttload of groceries. She sighed as she continued to walk, the weight of her newly purchased booty (har har) was getting to her. Suddenly she heard a rustle in the bushes. She quickly pulled out her older (favorite) sword and glanced around. There was nothing. She let her guard down, but only a little and continued walking, the path was becoming less kept now, and had some weeds growing out of the cracks. Suddenly another rustle came about, but there was still nothing. Radj twitched, she hated this following game, so, in a probably most unwise decision, she began to continue, but facing backwards so she could be able to see the person behind her.
But alas, there was no more rustle, just...an enormous shadow cowering over her. She looked at the ground and slowly turned around. Much to her dismay, she thinks she found why the people haven't been coming back. In front of her was, at best, an 8 foot in front of her, and that was his height at sitting. Radj was frozen, she's always found tigers adorable, but didn't quite know what to do when they were probably twice her size. The mysteriously large tiger got but an inch away from her face and began sniffing her. Maybe he thought she was dead?
Then, out of most oddities, he knocked her down and began nuzzling on her, in needs of pets.
"...uuhhh... gggooodd kitty" she laughed nervously and began petting the creature. Tigers can't purr, but she was pretty sure he was smiling. She got up nervously and dusted herself off, giving him a couple more pats on the head, then waved goodbye. She smiled with relief and began to walk off, however the earth began to tremble behind her, the tiger was following her.
"Uhh.. no no baby, go home, go home to...your mommy?" Should you ever own a cat, you know that they do anything but obey. As she continued to walk off, the tiger just jumped over her head (giving her a slight panic attack) and rolled over on the floor for some belly rubbins. She sighed, and bent down to rub his belly. She couldn't help but love his sweetness and began to speak in baby talk (as all owners do)
"Oh gewdnass. Does baby need someone to go home to? Who could of left you alowne??"
The tiger stood up (bout 10 feet now) and picked Radj up by her skirt and placed her on his back and started to continue on the trail
"My goodness, you ARE a good boy aren't you! Well, I would say I'll keep you safe, but it's probably you who would be doin' the savin."
She rubbed his back and they continued, during the trail she decided to name him Chaxx. As they continued the trail seemed to be getting rougher, so they stopped. Radj needed to decide what to do
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
~Continue on the trail, you've already gone this far.
~Go back, find a regular market place, go find Makaniti
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