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| Vercci; |
| Why, he's a delightful fellow! |
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| He's one in a million! |
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| Where would we be without him? |
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| Unmistakable proof that you CAN have brains AND beauty. |
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| He's destined for greater things! |
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| A living work of art! |
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| A king among men! I mean, Centaurs! |
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| I wish I were him. |
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| The voice of an angel, and the face... of an angel! |
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| The Earthweaver Tree's gift to centaur females. |
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:15 am
4laugh Salutations to my lovely, lovely supporters, and... Well, "greetings" to the rest of you, I suppose. confused
Your dearest Vercci has called you here for he requires your services. If you're not too familiar with myself (shame on you), allow me to bring you up to speed, and put ignorance to bed.
My name is Vercci, and I am gorgeous. Aha. lol My ambition is to break free from this dreary, natural existance, and become a star of the silver screen, with those adorable bare-skinned bipeds! No more finding shelters under trees to avoid the bitter rain, instead I'll be sipping champagne in The Hills with the greats like Ron Bruise... Whatever champagne is.
However, maintaining my stunning visage is a full time job, and quite often I find myself simply exhausted from the sheer scale of my mid-afternoon grooming endeavours (If only I could begin before 2pm... But alas! One cannot function without their beauty sleep!). This dirty life of hardship and toil, I'm just not cut out for it! crying
It would be simply stellar of you to pitch in for me, aid me in achieving my everyday fancies. Of course, I'll reward you with things of beauty (and by the great tree, you and your ilk need it... talk2hand )
So, what do I need done for me today, you ask, willingly and full of enthusiasm? Please, divert your eyes to the post below...
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:22 am
Current Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs.I don't feel like making myself a meal, today. I'm bored with the usual roughage, like grain, hay and such. I crave the exotic food of humankind! I'd simply love to wrap my tastebuds around a finely crafted meal for once. After dinner, though, I'll likely have other plans I'll need your assistance in.
This errand is open to 10 fine centaurs. Fill out the form below if you are interested in participating! Once all slots have been filled, simply be patient, and I'll contact each of you in order. Please don't apply if you tend to be inactive for long periods of time or have PM's disabled!
FORM:[b]Name:[/b] [b]Name of Errand:[/b] [b]How Lovely is Vercci?:[/b] SLOTS: 1] Seur 2] Il Perduto 3] Racriel 4] Stray Diarmuid 5] Zaverxi 6] Daciana_the_Destroyer 7] Shard Of Ronin 8] Norofel 9] TokyoNights 10] Uke_lovechild
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:35 am
Name: Seur Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs. How Lovely is Vercci?: Glorious in every sense of the word. Beautiful, strong, handsome! Intelligent! A MIRACULOUS GIFT TO ALL WHO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF KNOWING HIM.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:39 am
Seur Name: Seur Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs. How Lovely is Vercci?: Glorious in every sense of the word. Beautiful, strong, handsome! Intelligent! A MIRACULOUS GIFT TO ALL WHO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF KNOWING HIM. ...Well, okay. I'll accept your application... But next time, try not to hold back so much on the flattery? talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:18 am
Vercci Seur Name: Seur Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs. How Lovely is Vercci?: Glorious in every sense of the word. Beautiful, strong, handsome! Intelligent! A MIRACULOUS GIFT TO ALL WHO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF KNOWING HIM. ...Well, okay. I'll accept your application... But next time, try not to hold back so much on the flattery? talk2hand I'll try. ): I didn't want to embarrass you by saying too much.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:25 am
Seur Vercci Seur Name: Seur Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs. How Lovely is Vercci?: Glorious in every sense of the word. Beautiful, strong, handsome! Intelligent! A MIRACULOUS GIFT TO ALL WHO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF KNOWING HIM. ...Well, okay. I'll accept your application... But next time, try not to hold back so much on the flattery? talk2hand I'll try. ): I didn't want to embarrass you by saying too much. You ran the risk of offending me by reigning it in too much. I'll forgive you this once. neutral
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:19 pm
The grey elder walked in and noticed Verrci luring people into doing his bidding AGAIN! and probably got the money to pay them AGAIN from performing another off screen play that was completely HORRIBLE yet for some reason made double profit (probably b/c of verrci...). Jericho walked up to the gussied up centaur.
"So tell me here bigshot, how many of these jobs do you plan to make these poor saps do? and are you planning on offering them rewards? Because I think they would be pretty angry if not."
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:00 pm
Jericho Wing The grey elder walked in and noticed Verrci luring people into doing his bidding AGAIN! and probably got the money to pay them AGAIN from performing another off screen play that was completely HORRIBLE yet for some reason made double profit (probably b/c of verrci...). Jericho walked up to the gussied up centaur. "So tell me here bigshot, how many of these jobs do you plan to make these poor saps do? and are you planning on offering them rewards? Because I think they would be pretty angry if not." ... <_< *glances around* >_> *Pssst*... the cake is a lie eek ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JustKiding! xd Good luck on the quests!
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:09 pm
Jericho Wing The grey elder walked in and noticed Verrci luring people into doing his bidding AGAIN! and probably got the money to pay them AGAIN from performing another off screen play that was completely HORRIBLE yet for some reason made double profit (probably b/c of verrci...). Jericho walked up to the gussied up centaur. "So tell me here bigshot, how many of these jobs do you plan to make these poor saps do? and are you planning on offering them rewards? Because I think they would be pretty angry if not." Oh, I'll only be asking for your ilk's services when I've better things to do than chores. Which... Is probably quite often. And of COURSE, I'll offer small rewards here and there, but surely, being so close to Vercci himself is reward enough? Even those on the front row of my splendid performances don't get to be close enough to touch me...
...Not that I'd let the plebs like you touch me. I don't know where you've been. talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:25 pm
; 0;! Oh lordy! Look at what the great Vercci has bestowed upon me! A gift, in return for my efforts!
He did not have to, but he DID. I have been granted this GLOOORIOUS corsage! I only hope that one day, I will be able to assist his majesty Vercci again. Just being around him makes me weak in the knees. ;0 ;! ♥ ♥ ♥ oooooh.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:44 pm
Name: Il Perduto Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs How Lovely is Vercci?: Oh, great Vercci! Verily, my own vocabulary cannot express the magnitude of your greatness...as such, I much rely on the words of a man much better than I. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou growest: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:11 pm
Name: Raciel Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs How Lovely is Vercci?: words cannot express the beauty he processes..maybe actions could..
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:24 pm
Name: The Stray Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs How Lovely is Vercci?: There are shadows in the night sky where new stars will be born to show the world the deeds of the lovely Vercci. Great things lie ahead.
Also, this Friday bodes ill for Vercci and he should duly avoid salads.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:34 pm
Name: Aevisaan Name of Errand: Hungry Hungry Centaurs How Lovely is Vercci?: More gorgeous than any item in my store or any other, the humans strive their hardest to attempt to reach your level of beauty.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:24 pm
I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed, I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head.Pssst. I'm confused as to what this is, exactly. >.> I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep. I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep.
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