Gulp!

[H3lblad3]

Would this be fun to watch?



And then...



Soooo, anyone want to volunteer so I can watch this first-hand? mrgreen  

[COVrock]

Dude, wtf?

 

[stefcia stefcia]

I should show this to my mutti.
She wouldn't let me buy an Albino Boa Constrictor at the store.
Obviously, that's not how a Boa would eat it's prey, but still.
It'd get her into one of her rantttsssss.

D:
Did I tell you guys about said snake?
I'd already named it in the store,
And I had the 190$ needed to buy it.
But, My mom was like, "No. No Stefanie."
:b I want to bring her over to my friend's house that owns a python and let her watch as it eat a rat.
JUST BECAUSE.

 

[H3lblad3]

No one gonna volunteer so I can watch you get eaten?  

[A Sleeping Darkness]

Go ahead and play dead
I know that you can hear this
Go ahead and play dead
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
You <********> disappoint me!

That first picture made me "WTF!".

My hands are searching for you
My arms are outstretched towards you
I feel you on my fingertips
My tongue dances behind my lips for you

 

[stefcia stefcia]

H3lblad3

No one gonna volunteer so I can watch you get eaten?

First, I want a thousand bunnies feed to the snake, as well as a tea set, a table, a nice table cloth, and some tea, crumpets, and suger.

Then I want to be assured a very British Callam will come to my rescue, and then have a tea party with me and my leigon of rabbits inside of the beast's corpse.

The rest of a**-pawn is invited, too.

OHOH.
AND THERE BETTER BE BLOOD.
I don't like the first image.
Because realistically. Realistically, I doubt a snake could grow to that size,
But if it would, and it chose to feed on a human,
There would be blood, especially when the woman's legs in that picture are contorted at such an angle.

 

[COVrock]

Lulz, her shoes go flying when her legs first get sucked in.
rofl

 

[lawl.in.your.pants]

lawl if you're the snake i'll let you eat me 3nodding  

[H3lblad3]

Unlike the snake, I cannot dislocate my jaw.  

[H3lblad3]

Damnation27

H3lblad3

No one gonna volunteer so I can watch you get eaten?

First, I want a thousand bunnies feed to the snake, as well as a tea set, a table, a nice table cloth, and some tea, crumpets, and suger.

Then I want to be assured a very British Callam will come to my rescue, and then have a tea party with me and my leigon of rabbits inside of the beast's corpse.

The rest of a**-pawn is invited, too.

OHOH.
AND THERE BETTER BE BLOOD.
I don't like the first image.
Because realistically. Realistically, I doubt a snake could grow to that size,
But if it would, and it chose to feed on a human,
There would be blood, especially when the woman's legs in that picture are contorted at such an angle.

You're very demanding, you know that?  

[COVrock]

lawl.in.your.pants

lawl if you're the snake i'll let you eat me 3nodding

eek rofl

 

[H3lblad3]

COVrock

lawl.in.your.pants

lawl if you're the snake i'll let you eat me 3nodding

eek rofl

Can you dislocate your jaw? I can't.  

[COVrock]

H3lblad3

COVrock

lawl.in.your.pants

lawl if you're the snake i'll let you eat me 3nodding

eek rofl

Can you dislocate your jaw? I can't.

Yes, but it hurts like a b***h so I'm not gonna do it.

 

[H3lblad3]

COVrock

H3lblad3

COVrock

lawl.in.your.pants

lawl if you're the snake i'll let you eat me 3nodding

eek rofl

Can you dislocate your jaw? I can't.

Yes, but it hurts like a b***h so I'm not gonna do it.

I guess that means neither of us can eat Lawl.

Which means my boiling pot is still going without use. gonk