Corrupt A Wish

[Azrael Lake]

Granted. You got the tickets and head out to go, but there's a major pile up on the highway, and you're stuck in traffic the whole time.

I wish I got a full ride to the college of my choice.

 

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but you are failing your classes.

I wish i had a hug. I'm craving one.

 

[sarcastic bracket]

Vampiristic Monkey

Granted, but you are failing your classes.

I wish i had a hug. I'm craving one.

Granted. But they squeeze you too hard and your back cracks.

I wish I hadn't accidentally ripped my Uh Huh Her picture.  

[Madame Croquet]

ranted but instead you riped your fav pair of pants

I wish i had some spicey food crying  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted but it's too spicy and your head explodes!

I wish I could spend my teenage years in the 80's.  

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but now you have no friends.

I wish life was easier.

 

[BeastEuphoria]

Granted now life just flies by and nothing ever happens then you die and it slows down just to put you in more pain (wow that would really suck)


I wish that I didn't have depression  

[Lacrimae Angeli]

granted, but now you're manic.

I wish fairy's were real :]  

[Mish The Dish]

Granted, but they sprinkle pixie dust on all your furniture and everything floats away.

I wish I had more time to go to raves : /  

[Madame Croquet]

Granted, but now thats ALL you EVER do.

I wish i could draw better  

[Explosive Effects101]

Granted, but now you have athritis because you drew so much.

I wish my parents werent so overprotective.  

[cursedcasanova]

Granted, but now they don't give a damn

I wish petrol prices weren't so high... (oh yeah, corrupt that one xp )

That is All....

 

[K-DUCK]

Granted, but it stops being high the moment it becomes obsolete.

I wish i had a donut. With sprinkles.

 

[cursedcasanova]

[damn...]

Granted... but the sprinkles are arsenic

I wish I could turn back time

That is All....

 

[K-DUCK]

Granted, you now have a DeLorean that lets you go through time. You accidentally prevent your parents from ever meeting. You have never existed.

I wish there were more hours in the day.