Corrupt A Wish

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted. You're more attractive to ***** nao.

I wish I was a cyborg.  

[merobean]

Granted, but you have TONS of glitches

I wish I could have a grilled cheese sandwich

 

[stellar sound]

Granted, but it's moldy

I wish I could fly  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but now you can't walk

i wish i could dive into the ocean and become one of the mer-folk

 

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but you can't swim.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[XxX-Yukito-XxX]

I am so willing to give you everything

granted, but now you're so HYPER that you kill 12563225 flies (what a bad karma :uP)

i wish i had a bf
mrgreen

But dammit! you're so far

 

[Higgums]

granted but he's really really ugly and annoying!
i wish i had more energy.  

[stellar sound]

Granted, but now you're bouncing off the walls and annoying the hell out of everyone

I wish I had my own computer  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted. It's a commodore 64.

I wish I never had to sleep.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

granted, now ur tired all the time


i wish i could call him, just to hear his voice again

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Explosive Effects101]

^He changed his number.

I wish I wish I had a fish.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

^ granted but it jumps in your mouth and chokes you

i wish he would get online and reply to all of my messages

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Forget`]

^Granted, but the internet crashes as soon as you get on.

I wish I had a new kitty. >:  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

^granted but it kills you in the night

I wish that d**k would stop saying he loves me... as a friend

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Explosive Effects101]

^He starts avoiding you

I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR