Corrupt A Wish

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but now people can't stand you.

I wish this Mindless Self Indulgence concert would hurry up.

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but they hurried so fast that their sound guys screwed up..the show sucks.
I wish I had a kitten.  

[patienceyeah]

Granted, but it ate all your cigarettes and died.

I wish my mum would stop calling me weird names.

 

[cursedcasanova]

Granted, now everyone else does instead...

I wish she was online  

[Kaiju Koi]

She is.
Incidentally, your own internet goes out, so you aren't.

[edit-whoops]

I wishes... my hair would stay the same so I'd never have to get it cut again.

 

[Aint No Elvis]

Granted. Your rat will never die. Congradulations, you have a demon rat.

I wish I was home instead of in STUPID GEORGIA. evil  

[Aint No Elvis]

Granted, but the rest of your life will be full of MISERY, AGONY, and LONLINESS. Have a good day!


I wish I can get with my girlfriend on Saturday...  

[cursedcasanova]

Granted, but you never get a second alone and some weird child keeps asking awkward questions....


I wish I could get in the Army  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

granted, but you lose a toe

i wish he would stop talking about other girls  

[cursedcasanova]

Granted, but he stop's talking all together....

I wish my ex would stop trying to get back with me  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

granted, but he goes out with your befriend

i wish my mouth wasnt so dry