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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:52 am
There is no direction.
The Goddess prevails.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:59 am
The next thing that Sin saw after saying these words was a ton (actually 16 tons, that were scheduled for 23 tons, but the marmot couldn't manage to make so much on this day) of algae, thrown directly at his face.
Then the Discordian Pope of the Algae (MCaleb) goes onto the stage and says in a loud voice, followed by some squeaking noise:
- Thou shall not feed the algae with yer feet!
Right after that he goes back to the backstage. Well, at least he tried, because he tripped over on some weird fence and felt badly on the ground, throwing dust in the air.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:49 pm
And then the parted clouds farted and released a glittery voice unto ye which speaketh: "The Chao says MU, bitches."
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:34 pm
And yet, thier efforts failed. So everyone sat down for a tea party. But their recreation was disturbed then a cow flank came by and gave them an eviction notice because they hadn't slept enough.
AND ONWARD TO MICHIGAN THEY WENT! "But sire, the sheep are merely paper, and of no nutriental valueition."
"SILENCE, KNAVE!" He spoke, striking down the nonbeliever.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:35 am
After the nonbeliever was stricken down, he went north, alone, uncomforted.
"And so goes the welcome party" said someone in the crowd of crows, which wasn't a crowd of cows.
"So shalt it betheh new home of ours" said the king, who got here as soon as he could and lost his crown paying the Italian taxi-mafia driver.
"Whee!" yelled one of the heads of the four headed hydra on top of Mt. Guttentag, which was renamed Mt. Formerly Known As Mt. Guttentag shortly after. Still no-one knows why the name of that mountain was 1/6 german.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:56 pm
Possible name for a metal band: The Shitting Dicknipples.
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:50 pm
But they coudln't. And their plan at becoming metallic backfired, and they found that metal people were incapable of living.
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:27 am
But then, just before the evening tee one of the band members said that he was a concrete mannequin. They were so confused, that the next truck beat them into the asphalt. What a misfortune.
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:12 pm
But they all believed in the timeless saying, "if life gives you lemmings, make an obscure videogame reference." And they did so, until Cap'n Crunch was arrested for making kids swab his poop deck in exchange for breakfast.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:13 am
And so the space monkey looked outside the window and saw a great kohones algae attached to some old rock. Old rock saw that the space monkey was looking at his kohones algae, so he/she/it shouted:
"Rock and roll!" and he/she/it stepped on his/hers/its kohones algae, made a weird whistling sound and was beaten into the asphalt by the next truck.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:10 am
So I'm thinking. . . what do you guys want from sonic? I'm totally making a trip in a few. HAPPY HOUR!! WOOOT!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:21 pm
You dirty b*****d. There are no Sonics anywhere near Cleveland. (emotear) emo
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:15 pm
Aww... Don't emotera... emotere... emotie... emo-something, I've got some algae for you. ^^
And we'll get that "B to D" Sonic, rip off his legs and beat his pubic hair with them!
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:49 am
And the great lord, the dragon arrived back to the prince and the pauper. He gave them good tidings of grails filled with blessed speedy elixir.
"Drink up, my fellows," He told them with glee. "I promise they're not filled with Sonic Teen pee."
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:33 am
"and beith on the 3rd day of our lord...(etc.)" a priest ministers over a sombre crowd a women falls asleep. this is the chronicle of her dreams.
(all sung)
:walking down the street, happy as can be look at the flowers.surrounding me. and so she sings! freedom, bliss where will we see straight. blotted images hesitate,:
I doubt anybody would like that song.
AND SO SHE CAME TO ME.
speaking of universal traits that exist in all things of this world and beyond. basic instincts that connect everything as a whole, i being to reluctant to open my eyes fully to whats going on around me.
WAKE UP!
"HOW DARE YOU SLEEP IN CHURCH!" the minister yells!
"WHIP HER IN THE EYES!"
everyone pulls out whips and starts whipping her to death.
she wakes up in a cold sweat and leaves church.
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