Finish The Sentence Game

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

my vision was taken over by moss burglars.

So of course i used a screwdriver to...

...in my dojo

 

[patienceyeah]

kill Mel Gibson, who came back as . . .

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

a chicken suit wearing hooker.

kinda reminded me of....

 

[patienceyeah]

last night in Vegas with you, but you were so drunk,

 

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

you ate my elephant, Evelyn...

Afterwards, It took 3 weeks to...

...in my dojo

 

[patienceyeah]

excrete it, so meanwhile, I

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

ate chinese.

you shouldn't eat elephants cos...

 

[stellar sound]

they taste like teeth fillings.

I would know because...  

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

teeth fillings are made of donkey toenails.

Which everyone knows...

...in my dojo

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

the government has brain washed it into them.

i need to dance now cos...

 

[Endrogyne]

Pineapples.

Scissors are fun to throw because..

 

[IchWascheMich]

people make funny noises when the scissors get stuck in them.

The last time I got scissors stuck in me, I  

[patienceyeah]

yelled and moaned in grotesque excitement, this because

 

[IchWascheMich]

I saw this really great porn with Edward Scissorhands, and I  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

just love the site of blood!

seriously if i had a penny for everytime i