Oh yeah!

[Sessuriyu]

Hally and I lead the total postings (within the guild forums) by a staggering amount!  

[Barghest]

HEY KOOL~AID!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

That's cos we have no lives. Yep.  

[Sessuriyu]

Only cuz I stole yours.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Hah! You only got my back-up life, because my first life got lost in the pub one night.  

[Mr Legion]

Yees... ninja

*Tosses some scraps down the dry well-shaft that he keeps Hally's life chained up in, having stolen it from him one night as he staggered home blind-drunk from the pub*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

To be honest, I'm glad I lost that life. It had contracted a nasty case of highly infectious gonorrea.  

[Mr Legion]

Hally

It had contracted a nasty case of highly infectious gonorrea.

Well, you were right to get rid of it after it had been fooling around with yo mamma. 3nodding  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Indeed. On account of her having lots of diseases, on account of her being a crack whore.  

[Mr Legion]

*Sulks*

...'sno fun when they cooperate... whee  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Oh alright then....

*Works himself into a fury and begins chasing after Legion with an axe*

You rat b*****d! I'll have your ******** head!  

[Mr Legion]

*Squeaks, jumps, scurries for the hole in the skirting-board*

biggrin Better.  

[NECRO DISASTER]

*Chucks the axe at Legion's head, misses and the axe smacks Sess square in the balls.*

Ouch.... sweatdrop That's gonna hurt...  

[Sessuriyu]

Indeed it does. But I'm more concerned as to why Legion's head was at level with my balls. Is he that short of an Irishman?  

[Mr Legion]

No. xd But I'm in my Rat idiom at the moment. Skreeskree...

*Preens whiskers, sniffs the air, scurries over and bites Sess on the balls*

xp Damn, sorry. They smelled like cheese.

*Dives through the rathole and scurries away into the depths of the cellars*