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| I get them all the time !!! |
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| Never, but I wanna check some !!! |
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 Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:18 pm
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Did you get a funny E-Mail ?
Copy and paste it here,
so when can get a laugh also.
Remember, most graphics and animations
in an e-mail won't copy and paste.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:26 pm
Mugged In Frisco
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While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are youdoing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've got to be kidding' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it.
With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys,then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head insympathy,walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,
"This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:56 pm
wait.... i dont et it... plz explain...
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:56 am
Post Office Job
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> A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
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> The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
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> Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."
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> The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
> employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
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> The guy says,"Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
> testicles off."
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> The interviewer tells the guy, "OK" I can hire you right now. The hours
> are from 8:00 AM till 5:00 PM
> You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM.
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> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM ,
> then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM"?
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> "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
> hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in
> for that.
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:58 am
Re-read it in a couple years and you will...
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:14 am
i get the second one but not the first one
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:48 pm
WARNING !!!
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO SHUT YOUR COMPUTER
OFF AT NIGHT.
DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT YOUR ICONS
DO WHILE YOUR AWAY?
COPY & PASTE THE LINK BELOW TO GET
A IDEA !!
MAKE SURE YOUR SOUND IS ON ! !
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm
HAVE A NICE DAY !
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:33 pm
lol... that twas funny rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:31 pm
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again, Little Johnny says, “Because I’m not a Hillary fan.”
The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Hillary fan?”
Johnny says, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asks why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom’s a Republican and my dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican”.
The teacher asks, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, “That would make me a Hillary fan."
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:45 am
lol thats funny... but who do u guys suport in the presidential race???
i dont really care... but i suport hillary cause i dont like any1 else
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:20 am
Here is something that is indisputable mathematical logic
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R- D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit and a** kissing that will put you over the top.
Thus, an irrefutable truth of life is:
REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:24 am
Prospective sister-in-law
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car...
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:53 pm
Wooden Leg Insurance
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A man with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his leg. The Firstactuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that theLeg would burn once in 20 years and the value of the leg is $10,000.The second actuary quoted an annual premium of $50. When the secondActuary was asked how he arrived at such a small figure, he replied,"This situation is right here in the fire schedule rating table. The Objectis a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isn't it?"
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